Q: Why did the football player complain to the waiter?
A: There was a fly in his soup-er bowl.
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Joke #11506
Q: Who has played for every hockey team in the National Hockey League?
A: The organist at Madison Square Garden.
Joke #11505
Q: What is a hermit?
A: A girl’s baseball glove.
Joke #11504
Swimming Instructor: Remember, girls, swimming is the best exercise you can do to stay slim and beautiful.
Girl: Have you ever taken a close look at a duck?
Joke #11503
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a track-and-field star?
A: A floppy discus thrower.
Joke #11502
Q: How does a hockey player kiss?
A: He puckers up.
Joke #11501
Q: Why do fast-food lovers do so well in marathons?
A: They like to eat and run.
Joke #11500
Football Player: Coach, my doctor says I can’t play football.
Coach: You didn’t have to go to a doctor. I could have told you that.
Joke #11499
Q: Why did the basketball wear a bib?
A: So it wouldn’t dribble.
Joke #11498
Q: Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the Army?
A: The first time he saluted, he cracked his helmet.
Joke #11497
Q: What do you get if cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A pork chop.
Joke #11493
Q: Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating popcorn balls?
A: They think they can’t use their hands.
Joke #11489
Q: How do you keep a black kid from jumping on his bed?
A: Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Joke #11487
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Joke #11486
Q: Why did the coach send in his second string?
A: To tie up the game.