Q: What’s green, has bumps, and plays football?
A: The Green Bay Pickles.
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Joke #11553
Q: Why did the football player do a commercial for hair shampoo?
A: He was troubled by split ends.
Joke #11552
Boy: Doc, do you think I can play football after this cast is off my leg?
Doctor: Certainly.
Boy: Thanks. I couldn’t play before.
Joke #11551
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream ’cause I’m a cheerleader.
Joke #11550
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the kickoff.
Joke #11549
Q: What do you call the football player who guesses the other team’s plays?
A: The hunchback.
Joke #11548
Q: What should a fullback do when he gets a handoff?
A: Go to a secondhand store.
Joke #11547
Q: How is an airline pilot like a football player?
A: They both like to make safe touchdowns.
coach
coach – n. someone who is willing to lay down your life for the school.
Joke #11545
Q: What is a pigskin for?
A: To hold a pig together.
Joke #11544
Q: What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Joke #11543
Q: What do you call a player who falls asleep in the bullpen?
A: A bulldozer.
Joke #11542
Doctor: What happened to you?
Patient: I went camping with a baseball player.
Doctor: What’s that got to do with your black eye?
Patient: I told him to pitch the tent, and he did.
Joke #11541
Q: Where should a baseball team never wear red?
A: In the bullpen.
Joke #11540
It was the new pitcher’s first game on the mound, and he was not having a good day. After walking his third straight player, the manager came out for a talk.
“That’s enough,” the manager said. “It’s time I bring in a relief pitcher.”
“But look who’s up to bat,” the pitcher said. “Last time that guy was up, I struck him out.”
“Yeah, I know,” the manager said. “But this is still the same inning.”