“I HATE penis pictures (we call them “private parts” for a reason)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
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Quote #22711
“I don’t really like talking about my self so ask me!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22710
“i like white guy,or white mixed,i like older than me,i like gentle,good taste,romantic,i like phd,scientists or own a business,i like smart,hard working guy,i like big heart.are you?”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22709
“But anywho if you’re reading this I’m really 14 and once again only here to make friends so message me? c: please no one over 19 gets weird after that o.O”
– from a 14 YEAR OLD GIRL’S DATING PROFILE????? WTF???
Quote #22707
“I am not short….I am fun sized!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22706
“My family is my life, if you **** with my family you die. I love autumn.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22705
Interests:
“big dick”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22704
“Right now my friend is actually writing this because I am currently texting people happy new years (though she knows me well enough to write from my POV lol)…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22703
“I love Mexican music because of my ethnicity and family :)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22701
“I have deep hazel eyes, SMALL SOFT BREAST , a dazzling smile that could light up any room, a vivacious and welcoming personality that can spice you up in a millisecond, and a sensual feminine voice that will excite you for days. Unlike some of the actual “girls” on here, I am completely 100% femenine. and if u havent figured it out yes im transsexual meaning i once was a man, i still have the part…”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
Quote #22700
“I live my life as a WOMAN, because to the naked eye and to the rest of the world, I am a WOMAN ‘aside from my little secret hehe.'”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile
Quote #22696
(This girl’s profile picture is literally just her huge cleavage)
“Sex sex sex what else would i want out of this site? People who say want a relationship are fakes and flakes on here. All they want is ****. If you can prove me wrong on what i just said then cool. So with that said… Dont waste my time and be straight forward on what you want. Im done being the nice girl… Im ready to be kinky and naughty!!!!!
white boy is a must! No Hispanics specially no black guys.. Sorry just not my type. And no Asians!!! 1000% White caucasians and disease free!!!!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22695
“Gods my Daddy and always will be.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22694
“I work, save, and I have a car. I believe that everyone, man or woman, should do the same…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22692
“Just an FYI: I do have a boyfriend right now, but things are going downhill from my eyes. There’s this girl that likes him, and seems like she never dated a nice guy before so I made my boyfriend go on a date with her. (See? I’m a totally nice, understanding girl!) But lately he’s been pretty…I don’t know. I’m just not really happy with him anymore. And now I’m too lazy to type so I’ll just end it here…
Ok I’m back again cuz i feel like talking!! 🙂
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Updates: My boyfriend and I are back together…haha sorry! He knows that I’m on this site, and he’s ok with me meeting a guy that’s safe and worth my time. (Anyway, he owes me! I let him date another girl!)”
– from a girl’s dating profile