old-timer – n. a person who remembers when a hot lunch at school was a warm meal instead of a stolen sandwich
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Joke #12580
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: “Do you want to learn to drive in a hurry?”
STUDENT: “Yes, do you have a crash course?”
Joke #12579
Q: What kind of dog would a chemistry professor have?
A: A laboratory retriever.
Joke #12578
PROFESSOR (to biology class): “If you should have a question at any time during the test, just raise your hand. That should allow enough blood to drain from your arm to your brain, so that you can solve your problem on your own.
Joke #12577
Did you hear about the student who was so bad, he came home from school with a note demanding a good excuse for his presence?
Joke #12576
TEACHER: “Smith, who shot Abraham Lincoln?”
SMITH: “Ask someone else, I’m no squealer.”
Joke #12575
It’s not easy teaching school these days. The students are so tough, they keep the teachers after school.
Joke #12574
The richest family in town has a dog who’s so fussy, he eats nothing but imported dog food.
Joke #12573
“Why is your dog so mean?”
“When he was sick, he ate a lot of crab grass.”
Joke #12572
Either my dog doesn’t have fleas or he’s just too lazy to scratch them.
Joke #12571
Then there was the rich poodle who didn’t bury his bones. He kept them in a burial vault.
Joke #12570
Have you heard about the dog who was so slow that he brought his master yesterday’s paper?
Joke #12569
“Does your dog speak when he wants a bone?”
“No, he barks just like an ordinary dog.”
Joke #12568
MAN (in pet store): “What’s the difference between a mutt and a pedigreed dog?”
PET STORE OWNER: “About a hundred fifty dollars.”
Joke #12567
Did you hear about the poodle who was so rich that his master hired a mutt to chase cats for him?