xeof – v. to cook in the dark because you feel like being dangerous, not out of necessity
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hohij
hohij – n. a lunch break that you didn’t eat anything during
rogeliase
rogeliase – n. a person who has no exposure to names from other cultures, so when you tell them a name from other cultures they are absolutely surprised and don’t understand that it is a name
Ex. Ronald is a total rogeliase — he didn’t know Shuahuawanginst Liaotuwurnb is a name!
raboom
raboom – n. the emotional and possibly physical impact an important hard drive makes on you when you realize it broke and there is uncertainty as to whether or not the information on it may or may not be recoverable
Ex. This raboom I have from my video hard drive is making me take anti-anxiety pills.
ABBO
Found this link today:
http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14623.0
Thought it was hilarious that they were quoting and linking to one of the very old posts on the Squackle Bulletin Board during 2007. I don’t have those forums operational or even accessible anymore, but here’s a few choice quotes about Squackle itself from the above link.
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Here’s the story behind it – https://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=display;num=1157705918
Fuck me I laughed when I saw it…..
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I think the golden rule is, if you see something on a place called Squackle that claims to be ‘THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET’, it’s probably not a good idea to post it on CaB. Especially, y’know, when it’s lazily slapped together bigoted shit. I don’t think even Kevin Bloody Wilson performs material that bad any more.
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Expect it to appear on Squackle before elevenses.
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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:
Quote from: “Cake”WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER RACIST CUNTS.
As far as I’m concerned, the quality (or lack thereof) of the mong is immaterial. Abbo is a purely pejorative term and is going to stick in my (and most folks) craw as much as any of the equivalents. Sorry, Sadness, linking to a thread where people are laughing at them for looking like monkeys isn’t much of a get-out.
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A great reply:
QuoteFuck you! Come here to crit the site, the owner of this site is cool this site is cool and the people who post here are cool. Where is your ultra cool site douchebag? If ya don’t like it then why are ya here?
Nobody tell him…
QuoteSrry dave but my cuz is black I hang with him every weekend and I got this fuck talkin about me being a racist.
If he’s not a racist, why does he only hang with him at weekends?!? Eh?! Eh?!
QuoteWell fuck you go home and eat yourself cake! It’s fucking humor cock face!
“It’s only a bit of fun!!!”
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QuoteLuckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:
That is me. I joined as soon as i could and put a few posts down around the forum. UNfortunately i told them that the site had no talent compared to B3ta or here.
isidro
isidro – n. dried bug guts on your windshield that stays there for a very long time
unanill
unanill – v. to be paid exclusively in gift cards
Ex. I prefer to be unanilled, because I don’t need to claim them on my taxes.
olgortega
olgortega – n. a gooey cheesecake mixed with pieces of a candy bar
Ex. That olgortega wasn’t very good. It made me sick. I better drink some coffee.
heredia
heredia – v. to color in an iPhone’s screen with a permanent marker
selupre
selupre – v. to snort teloda
Ex. Johnny selupred a whole package from that box of mac!
teloda
teloda – n. the cheese dust in a package that comes with macaroni and cheese
Ex. That’s some high quality teloda in that there box of mac!
Quote #22943
(Someone complaining about a service outage)
“ummmm…this is killing me and my business, let me thnak you for this slow and painful death of a good day”
– from the YouSendIt forums
Quote #22942
“First off, notice my real name, I am a real person, a real customer.
When something like this happens and you customers are losing precious time and money and are damaging their relationships with clients, YOU TELL THE TRUTH. If the truth is “we have no clue how long this will take”, then that’s what you tell them. We are all still waiting, and all we get from you guys is “working on it, soon”. Well of course you are working on it, you’d be idiots if you didn’t. It’s not an answer unless you’re a politician. That’s not how you treat people who depend on your service. You give them an ETA and you offer them compensation.
So, it is 18.44 pm here in London. How long?”
– from the YouSendIt forums
Quote #22941
“I’ve send an email 5 days ago and gained no reply. I am continually charged by your company and I’m not using that kind of service. I was not even emailed that I was being billed in the credit card. I was not notified that I was being charged. It started July 2012. I was not completely aware. Until my mom, asked me what I am I paying 15$? This has been a major concern in the family. So pls abusing my account. This is my continuous concern since I was charged for something I am not using. This is totally unjust and 15$ is killing me. With due respect I want to hear from you guys. What are you gonna do with this? Are you gonna bill me for life? So STOP this. I am not using this account, seems like once in a month, as you can see with your data and it’s not even worth a dollar. This is unfair, I was billed immediately without even prior notice or email.”
– from the YouSendIt forums
Quote #22940 – “Help not helful”
“Your directions say to go to the received recently panel of the overview page. How do I get to the overview page?????? where is the recently received panel????? ther is nothing like that on my sign in page. or home page of possibly my “over view page?” You programmers need to start calling things by one name, not 75 different names for the same thing. It has become increasingly difficult to keep up with computer stuff as programmers can’t seem to call their ass an ass. What is an overview page????”
– from the YouSendIt forums