“uh oh because we big trouble”
– Mr. P-yooson
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Quote #14145
“unh hunh and for a trip for nowhere…”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14144
“which number 2 are you answering?”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14143
“I’m gonna give you a scary thought. Fast forward into the future, and get married with children, who are teenagers”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14142
“example: there’s a spider…”
::stomps on the floor::
“…ey, guess what, the spider is dead”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14141
“drop the if and say”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14140
“If I step on a spider, then the spider is dead”
::says it 3 times with a rambling speed::
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14139
“your steps, where are they?”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14138
“you didn’t do any steps”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14137
“Jasper, your steps stink”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14136
“you also need to tell me how many you missed. A thousand?”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14135
“yes no maybe?”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14134
“MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE ‘I CAN’T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS MATH’!”
– Mr. P-yooson
Mr. P-yooson
Mr. P-yooson is a math teacher where davepoobond went to high school.
Mr. P-yooson is a big basketball fan of the Lakers, and never wears deodorant. You can always smell him as he grinds his teeth and walks past you. He may not acknowledge your existence as he walks past you, but its hard to not acknowledge his when he triggers more than just your sense of sight.
Mr. P-yooson’s nickname to some is “The Human Knife” and could very well pass off as a Bill Gates look-a-like.
Quote #14132
“and then I’ll take the first hand”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch