“i still want to talk to you but i need to finish my other home”
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All posts by davepoobond
Quote #14781
“You are starting to get rude letting those people destroy my house that i built with my bare hands”
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Quote #14780
“I thought you were nicer then that but now you turned out to be a rude son of a beep”
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Quote #14779
“Can’t upgrade that kind of scalar during global destruction.”
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Quote #14778
“it’s the one about the blow job….do you have the cd?”
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Quote #14777
“grab ya cocks and drop ya socks =0)~~~”
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Quote #14776
“snow… +32C here today mf. Man, my igloo is starting to melt.”
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Quote #14775
“Nothing good ever came out of Canada. They need money to buy more fucking snow.”
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Quote #14774
“Angels don’t bite people”
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Quote #14772
“Hello honey. Can you pick up a box of cereal and 2 liter bottle of pepsi on the way home? Thanks..”
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Quote #14771
“If guys had their period, we’d probably brag about the size of our tampons”
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Quote #14770
“God gave me a brain & a weiner and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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Quote #14769
“Don’t drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.”
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Quote #14768
“A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!”
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Quote #14767
“I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.”
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