DOG: “So you’re from Russia, eh?”
COW: “Yes — I’m a Mos-Cow!
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Joke #17527
Q: Which dogs come from Spain?
A: Cocker Spaniards!
Joke #17526
Q: What American City is least popular with our animal friends?
A: Fleadelphia!
Joke #17525
Q: What famous waterway is visited by many dogs?
A: The Panama Kennel!
Joke #17524
Q: Where do dogs love to go on vacation?
A: Kenneltucky!
Joke #17523
Q: What country do dogs love to visit?
A: Mongrolia!
Joke #17522
“What’s wrong, son?” asks Eddie’s father.
“I lost my puppy,” sobs Eddie.
“Don’t cry,” says the concerned father. “We’ll get your dog back. We’ll put an ad in the paper.”
“That won’t do any good,” wails Eddie. “The dog can’t read!”
Joke #17521
DOG: “I want to sell this dog bone!”
AD REPRESENTATIVE: “Bones are listed in the calcified ads!”
Joke #17520
Q: Which pet is seen most often on TV?
A: Rabbit (ears)!
Joke #17519
1ST RABBIT: “Guess who’s flying in today… Amelia Harehart!”
2nd RABBIT: “I know… She’s landing at O’HARE international HAREPORT!”
Joke #17518
JENNIE: “It’s really raining cats and dogs!”
JANIE: “I know — I just stepped in a poodle!”
Dogs and cats are our most popular…
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The Love Pug
The Gr-r-reat Gatsby
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kit
Cur-age of Lassie
Heel-o Dolly
Fangenstein
Cur-eature form the Black Lagoon
The Pet and the Pendulum
The Invisible Manx
The French Poodle Connection
Cat Ballou
Joke #17515
Q: What superhero is Catland’s favorite?
A: Catman, of course!
Joke #17514
Q: Who is one cool cat at Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!