Q: When is a cat the smallest?
A: When it’s taken in!
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Joke #17551
Q: When is a cat biggest in size?
A: When it’s let out!
Joke #17550
Q: When can you take your pet to a dance?
A: When it’s a bunny hop!
Joke #17549
FISH: “Are you a goldfish like me?”
BUG: “No, I’m a silverfish!”
Joke #17548
Q: What kinds of dogs are full of ticks?
A: Watch dogs!
Joke #17547
Q: In what state can you find the most little dogs?
A: In a state of pupulation growth!
Joke #17546
Q: What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage?
A: A perch!
Quote #17545
“I can’t afford a goldfish — do you have any tin fish?”
– This stupid pet joke book.
Joke #17544
Q: What highly valued pet can you find at a dime store?
A: A goldfish!
Joke #17543
BIRD: “Why are you wearing that helmet?”
OTHER BIRD: “I’m a coal mynah!”
Joke #17542
Q: Where can birds play professional baseball?
A: In the mynah leagues!
Joke #17541
Q: How do you stop a 10-pound parrot from talking too much?
A: Buy a 20-pound pussycat!
Joke #17540
Q: What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?
A: Feather’s Day!
Joke #17539
Q: Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?
A: The Canary Islands!
Joke #17538
Q: What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
A: Fowl weather, of course!