Diner: “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”
Waiter: “Looks like the backstroke, sir!”
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Joke #17763
Diner: “How do you say eat in French?”
Waitress: “Eat in French!”
Joke #17762
Diner: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
Waitress: “Then you certainly came to the right place.”
Joke #17761
Q: Why wouldn’t you buy a used car from a fresh fruit dealer?
A: You might end up with a lemon!
Joke #17760
Q: Why does everybody like to get together at the local hamburger joint?
A: It’s a perfect meating place!
Joke #17759
Q: Why did the young man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough!
Joke #17758
Q: Why did the doughnut shop close?
A: The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Joke #17757
Q: Why did the audience throw eggs to the actor?
A: Because ham and eggs go well together.
Joke #17756
Q: Why did the jelly roll?
A: It saw the apple turn over!
Joke #17755
Q: Why wouldn’t the lemon help the orange?
A: It could sour their friendship!
Joke #17754
Q: What fruit is on a nickel?
A: A date!
Joke #17753
Q: What do we know about the insides of cherries?
A: They’re the pits!
Joke #17752
Q: What is the best way to raise strawberries?
A: With a spoon!
Joke #17751
Q: What food can never become heavyweight champion of the world?
A: The lollipop — it always gets licked!
Joke #17750
Q: How do you make a raspberry swirl?
A: Send it to ballet school!