Q: Where did Superman open his fast food restaurant?
A: Somewhere near Lois Lane!
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Joke #17808
Q: How come the hot dog was shivering?
A: It was served with chili beans!
Joke #17807
Q: How is celery born?
A: The “stalk” brings it!
Joke #17806
Q: How is Humpty-Dumpty best described?
A: As “one good egg”!
Joke #17805
Q: How did they honor John Q. Rye when he was named “Breadwinner of the Year?”
A: They toasted him!
Famous Foodland Expressions
Stew unto others…
Let’s berry the hatchet…
A starch in time saves nine…
Give me liver-ty or give me death…
Tacos cheap…
Early to bread, early to rise…
Joke #17803
Q: What did the preacher say at the pickle wedding?
A: “Dilly Beloved, we are gathered here together…”!
Joke #17802
Q: What did the hungry astronaut see?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!
Joke #17801
Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
Joke #17800
Q: Why did the chopped meat get slapped in the face?
A: It was fresh!
Joke #17799
Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A: You’re dill-icious!
Joke #17798
Q: Where do most outstanding hamburgers end up?
A: In the Hall of Flame!
Foodland’s Top Ten Movie Stars
Cheryl Lard
Rabbit Redford
Goldie Hen
Lauren Bagel
Barbra Streisandwich
Vincent Slice
Jane Fondue
Ingrid Burgerman
Pea Marvin
Beet Midler
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And their favorite comics of all time:
Peter Fork
Bread Buttons
Joan Livers
David Steinburger
Lico-Rich Little
Phyllis Dill-Pickle
Bean Martin and Cherry Lewis
Joke #17796
Q: What has a thousand ears but can’t hear?
A: A cornfield!
Joke #17795
Q: What can you say about Frank Perdue and Colonel Sanders?
A: They’re for the birds!