“I’ll never be mean first but if I’m f***ed over I’ll bring the **** out.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
All posts by davepoobond
enigeria
enigeria – v. to initiate energy transfer with a life form by talking to them
sudaregtmierori
sudaregtmierori – v. to come out of a room with three trash bags full of trash
nareruul
nareruul – v. to have sex with a bouquet of roses
vistottee
vistottee – n. an exaggerated sound effect imposed on a video in post-production.
Ex. A knife cutting an avocado sounded like it is a samurai blade in a duel in that commercial I just saw. That was clearly a vistottee.
neesrenetnam
neesrenetnam – v. to sprinkle pop tart crumbs on your pubic hair
ettrramufnideaasbi
ettrramufnideaasbi – v. to sleep in a bed with a sledgehammer that does not have any sheets, so you are sleeping right on the mattress itself.
Quote #24074
“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Bad Submission #24066
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission.
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This form was submitted: Jan 16 2005 / 03:03:39
name = INSANE DUDE
song = I LOVE U,
U LOVE ME,
LETS KISS BARNEY ,ONE,TWO,THREE
PUCKER UP PURPLE FCUKER
trestirarelz
trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work. It always smells awful, too.
Quote #24062
You should message me if
“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24061
“People say that female dentist are intimidating, but I enjoy what I am doing.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
suox
suox – n. a song that you have in your library that was labeled as a different artist than it actually is and you were unaware that it was an incorrect artist, so when someone tells you the song is actually by a different artist you are surprised.
Ex. My copy of Carry On My Wayward Son was a suox — it was always labeled as being by Boston until I learned it was actually Kansas in an embarrassing fashion!
miucinturagirn
miucinturagirn – n. a situation that in the pursuit of conserving or saving something from being wasted, you actually waste more than you would have otherwise
sariano
sariano – n. coffee that you prepared but forgot to drink in time so now it is no longer the perfect cup of coffee you had so desired