Q: How do you wrap a gift for a weatherman?
A: With a rain-bow.
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Joke #17885: The World’s Weirdest Weather Joke
When Julius Caesar saw a storm coming, he consulted his weather wizard.
“What’s it going to be like?” he asked the wizard.
“Hail, Caesar!” replied the wizard.
Joke #17884
Q: What do you always find at the end of a tunnel?
A: The letter “l.”
Joke #17883
Q: What is the best game to play on misty days?
A: Leapfog.
Joke #17882
Q: Where do snakes go on vacation?
A: Venom-Zuela
Joke #17881
TEACHER: “What foreign country sends us sugar?”
BILLY: “We don’t get sugar from foreign countries. We borrow it from next door.”
Joke #17880
TRAVELLER: “Is this my plane?”
STEWARD: “No, it belongs to the airport.”
TRAVELLER: “Very funny. Can I take it to Paris?”
STEWARD: “Okay, but bring it back first thing in the morning.”
Joke #17878: The World’s Dumbest Geography Joke
“Cindy,” said the teacher, “i’d like you to come up to the map and point out Cuba.”
Mary went to the front of the room and pointed to Cuba on the map.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Now tell me who discovered Cuba.”
“I did,” said Mary.
Joke #17877
CRUISE TRAVELLER: “How close are we to land?”
CRUISE CAPTAIN: “About three miles.”
CRUISE TRAVELLER: “In which direction?”
CRUISE CAPTAIN: “Straight down.
Joke #17876
TEACHER: “Where is the Red Sea?”
HOWARD: “On the third line of my report card.”
Joke #17875
Q: What dinosaur likes to eat enchiladas?
A: Tyrannosaurs Mex.
Joke #17874
Q: What dinosaur is at home on the range?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Joke #17873
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan the cookie jar and see if there’s any left.
Joke #17872
Q: How does the world’s smallest person say goodbye?
A: With a microwave.
Joke #17871
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gas with raisins and nuts?
A: Vapor Trail Mix