Q: Why was the ghost happy at the wedding reception?
A: She caught the boo-quet.
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Joke #18270
Q: What do ghosts do around a campfire?
A: They tell scary people stories.
Joke #18269
JUNIOR CANNIBAL: “What’s for dinner?”
MOTHER CANNIBAL: “We’re having company.”
Joke #18268
Q: Why did the man look for buried treasure in the dragon’s cave?
A: He was seeking flame and fortune.
Joke #18267
Q: What did the dragon say to the gallant knight?
A: “You slay me.”
Joke #18266
Q: What did the mad scientist say to Igor when he dropped the bottle of gray matter?
A: “You scatterbrain!”
Joke #18265
Q: What rock band do skeletons listen to?
A: The Rolling Bones.
Joke #18264
Q: Why was the Invisible Man heartbroken?
A: Because his girlfriend told him she couldn’t see him anymore.
Joke #18263
Q: Why did the Invisible Man go crazy?
A: Out of sight, out of mind.
Joke #18262
Q: What has one wheel and moves by itself?
A: The Invisible Man on a unicycle.
Joke #18261
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bike with a monster?
A: A vicious cycle.
Joke #18260
Q: How do you know when a monster’s not at home?
A: His answering machine is turned on.
Joke #18259
Q: What would you get if you crossed a goose with a 60-foot ape?
A: Honk Kong.
Joke #18258
Q: Why did King Kong wear a baseball glove to the airport?
A: He had to catch a plane.
Joke #18257
Q: Why did Captain Hook go to the thrift shop?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.