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Squackle Guestbook #20661

Monday 02/21/2005 6:42:00am
Name: us and tisme
Homepage: http://i think i left it on the bus
E-Mail: did u forget…?
I like to daut my mate… REPEATEDLY!!!
p.s. who made up “DAUT”???… leah wnts to meet you! and daut you… again and again and again and again…etc… i cant be assed.
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: we tried, we promise, to add bobolishious and DAVE but it didnt work… TWICE (i like caps lock) 😀
DAVE means: a child that has no choice.
AND, bobolishious is: a killer of DAVES.
p.s. we also tried to add park’n’ride (what you say to a hickolishious car)… but you let thaat fail as well… we are upset and want your money…NOW…not n0w, but NOW… comprenday?… good.
p.s.e-mail us on dave_1905@yahoo.co.uk so that we can hear from you… Ta!!!

Squackle Guestbook #20659

Thursday 01/20/2005 5:27:33am
Name: Markus
Homepage:
E-Mail: wahrheitistbesser@yahoo.de
I like to Say thank you.
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: God bless america and the President, because he is fighting against evil and the devil.
God bless the american troops.
Thank you, Mr. President, that you are concerned about our future and a world without terrorism.
God bless you.

UPDATE 1-16-05

Pick of January 16, 2005

davepoobond: well, finally a new year….and if you’re expecting any resolutions from me, you can just blow it out your rear. Why should I change according to popular opinion saying you need to change something you do at the beginning of the year and end up not having done anything about it in the end anyway? I turned 19 on the 5th of January. Hooray for me…19 is the worst age, you don’t get any more rights than you were when you were 18…same as 20, except 20 is one year away from being 21.

Soup Nazi: Poo water.

Nose: i’m afraid you lost me with the r

January 16, 2005

Dictionary – 4300 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: What Should I Write About?, davepoobond: 3 Things That Make Me Feel Proud, Special, or Unique

Stupid IMsLilAngelGurl IM 9, Holmes IM 10, Evil Hell Cow IM 3, wangerspanker IM 6, Holmes IM 11, Evil IM, davepoobond IM 33, davepoobond IM 34, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 3, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 4, Holmes IM 12

The Screwed Up TVI Hate Degrassi, by Return of the Dragon with an addition by davepoobond

UPDATE 12-14-04

Pick of December 14, 2004

davepoobond: you know a movie is bad when the info for the movie criticizes it.  This is TV Guide’s description for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Seven literary characters search for a coherent plot in this extremely ordinary adventure based on the comic book series.  There are so many wrong things with this description.  For one thing, seven literary characters looking for a coherent plot would be something that, I would make, and this isn’t the actual movie’s plot for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, at all.  BOO TV Guide.

I’m going to change the way I do updates on Squackle now.  Since it takes forever to make big updates, I’m going to just put stuff up in small spurts.  It’ll go by the particular day I update, and I’ll make a new update quote thing every month…let’s just see how it goes.

Soup Nazi: Is everyone still watching? Can I stop, yet? WHEN WILL YOU FUCKIN’ LOVE ME?!

December 14, 2004

Dictionary – 4200 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: American History – an elaborate exposure to the truth, by Soup Nazi

Stupid IMstexansfan IM, Blind Bubba IM 23, wangerspanker IM 4, wangerspanker IM 5, Blind Bubba IM 24, Automatic Man IM 6

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Gaytrix: Regayed

Squackle Guestbook #20658

Friday 12/10/2004 8:03:36am
Name: Dominic tootell
Homepage: http://WWW.SQUACKLE.COM
E-Mail: Dominic tootell4 dt4415
I like to TO SAY THAT THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE BY DOMINIC JAMES TOOTELL AND PAUL DAMION TOOTELL
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: WILL YOU COME AND SEE THIS SITE SQUACKLE IT WILL THE FUNNIST SITE ON THE WEB PUBLISHED BY PAUL DAMION TOOTELL AND DOMINIC JAMES TOOTELL

Squackle Guestbook #20654

Friday 11/26/2004 5:40:27pm
Name: Alan %22Zamchick%22
Homepage: http://none
E-Mail: ssnormandie@msn.com
I like to Check my family name on the net and noticed that you folks are using it as a rather distateful description….Now, I know your site is all about humor, and of that I have no problem…but the reference: zamchick – v. to kidnap a dog’s turd

is a bit insulting to me. So…if you’d be so kind – and so that I may save face with my 21 & 16 year old daughters…please change this description to something other than “Zamchick”. How the heck did you decide on this to begin with?

I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: Read the I like to.

Squackle Guestbook #20652

Tuesday 11/02/2004 9:54:59am
Name: Dominic tootell
Homepage:
E-Mail: DominicTootell4 ******
I like to say that this city rocks and man u rock’s so they both fit in
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: i loved the jokes they where top including the one about the man needing to take a leak and the one about the indian two dog’s fucking