stimpyismyname:
135 90 45
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stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: wheeeeeee
davepoobond: k?
stimpyismyname:
135 90 45
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stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: wheeeeeee
davepoobond: k?
stimpyismyname: aa
davepoobond: bb
stimpyismyname: cc
davepoobond: dd
stimpyismyname: ee
davepoobond: ff
stimpyismyname: gg
davepoobond: hh
stimpyismyname: ii
davepoobond: jj
stimpyismyname: kk
davepoobond: ll
stimpyismyname: mm
davepoobond: nn
stimpyismyname: oo
davepoobond: pp
stimpyismyname: qq
davepoobond: rr
stimpyismyname: ss
davepoobond: tt
stimpyismyname: uu
davepoobond: vv
stimpyismyname: ww
davepoobond: xx
stimpyismyname: yy
davepoobond: zz
stimpyismyname: hooray
davepoobond: aa
stimpyismyname: thats a good dumb im
davepoobond: yeah it is
stimpyismyname: i am back
stimpyismyname: ho
stimpyismyname: ray
davepoobond: ho ray
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: that can be an rpg magic thing
davepoobond: get itt
stimpyismyname: i downloaded too much from an geocities site and it got shut down for an hour
davepoobond: loll
davepoobond: they’d pry kick ur ass if they knew who u were
stimpyismyname: ….
stimpyismyname: ur a dumbass
stimpyismyname: did u download it yet
davepoobond: 2 minutes left
stimpyismyname: haaahaaaa
stimpyismyname: sloooowww
davepoobond: ur moms slow
stimpyismyname: nope
davepoobond: sure
stimpyismyname: i gotta make more heads….
stimpyismyname: hmmm
stimpyismyname: a BIG head
stimpyismyname: yes
davepoobond: ok?
davepoobond: did u finish the castlevania game
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: are you going to or are you still working on it
stimpyismyname: i sorta gave up on it
davepoobond: just put it up as v.1.0
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: y not
stimpyismyname: its not a game
davepoobond: so
stimpyismyname: not gonnan
davepoobond: fine, ass
stimpyismyname: ur the ass
stimpyismyname: DUMass
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: dumb
davepoobond: k
Note: This happened BEFORE 9/11. Its pretty creepy. You’ll just have to take our word for it that it did happen before.
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davepoobond: do you think anything is gonna happen on sept 11?
Evil Hell Cow: it’s possible
davepoobond: well its always possible
davepoobond: 91101, 91102
davepoobond: or maybe 91202
davepoobond: like beverly hills
Evil Hell Cow: nah thats 90210
davepoobond: oh.
davepoobond: >.>
davepoobond: i knew that
Evil Hell Cow: Mmm hmm
davepoobond: i always get those two mixed up
Evil Hell Cow: Lol
In a chat room, Solidussnake was telling people to press alt+F4 on their keyboard.
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davepoobond: hey, when i pressed alt and f4 it didnt do anything cool!
Solidussnake: do it at the same time
Solidussnake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: nope
davepoobond: nothing happened
davepoobond: i dont know why you’re laughing
davepoobond: its not really that cool
Solidussnake: press the alt button and the f4 button at the same time
davepoobond: ok….the alt…….f4…..
Solidussnake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: nope nothing happened
Solidussnake: ::cries
davepoobond: does it matter if i’m on a mac or something?
Solidussnake: yes
davepoobond: maybe this only works on a mac
Solidussnake: no
Solidussnake: windows
davepoobond: i have windows
Solidussnake: hmm……..
Solidussnake: it kicks you off
davepoobond: really!
davepoobond: i didnt know that!
davepoobond: ah!
davepoobond: alt f4!
Solidussnake: yep……kicked 30 people offline today…….32
davepoobond: lol
Solidussnake: XD
davepoobond: that’s pretty good there pal
Solidussnake: really?
davepoobond: i was really just messin with ya that whole time
davepoobond: so i guess the jokes on YOU
davepoobond: mwah
davepoobond: mwahahahah
Solidussnake: uh……
davepoobond: hi
Solidussnake: uhhhh…..
davepoobond: anyway. wanna go to my web site?
Solidussnake: ………why???
davepoobond: cuz its a funny web site
davepoobond: u might like it
Solidussnake: …….
davepoobond: so how about it?
davepoobond: you seem to be someone that would enjoy it though, cuz you seem to like to annoy people by making them press alt f4
Solidussnake: 🙂
davepoobond: we’ve got a whole section of stupid IMs and chat rooms
Solidussnake: ………uh………….ok…..
davepoobond: www.squackle.com
Solidussnake: ?
davepoobond: thats the URL
davepoobond: Did you sign up for the Squackle Newsletter?
FutureTrunkxx: uh i dont think so
davepoobond: did you even get it?
FutureTrunkxx: i dont think so
davepoobond: hrmm
davepoobond: do you have yer email blocked or somethin
davepoobond: like only people u allow can email
FutureTrunkxx: nope
davepoobond: heh i left out the k
davepoobond: k i’m gonna get it right this time…if you get an email dont respond to it u’ll get unsubscribed
FutureTrunkxx: yeah i got the mail jus now
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: i’ll fwd u todays
FutureTrunkxx: ok
FutureTrunkxx: *kisses u on the lips hard and long sliding muh tounge in ur mouth play with urs with muh own as i firmly grab ur ass pulling ur hips onto muh as i take muh other hand and pulls ur head closer as i put muh other hand in ur pants and stroke ur cock*thanks
davepoobond: oh baby give me some more
FutureTrunkxx: u r BI
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: arent you a girl
FutureTrunkxx: Uh no
davepoobond: =O
FutureTrunkxx: what made u think that
davepoobond: nothin.
davepoobond: i was j/k around
FutureTrunkxx: *kisses him again longer grasping his cock more firmly and pulling his head into the kiss*ok
davepoobond: ok..
FutureTrunkxx: *kisses down his neck and begans to take off his shirt*
davepoobond: ok thats enough of this. ::knees him in the groin then runs away::
FutureTrunkxx: *chases after him*u lil fucker ill kill u for that*says playfully*
davepoobond: AIYEEEEE!! ::jumps up a tree::
FutureTrunkxx: *in mid running transform into a huge white tiger anthro and pounces into the tree and onto him sending falling to the ground on top of him*
davepoobond: what the! get off me ya horny tiger
davepoobond: ::grabs at the ground trying to get away::
FutureTrunkxx: *grasps his cock again and then goes down and sucks onto it hard and fast*
FutureTrunkxx: *holds his arms down so he cant stop him*
davepoobond: … ok this is goin too far
FutureTrunkxx: *uses his tail to tie his legs together*
FutureTrunkxx: *sucks on his cock licking it up and down then taking the full length of it in his mouth*
FutureTrunkxx: do u like this
FutureTrunkxx: *keeps sucking on his cock*
davepoobond: no shut up already. this isnt funny its just disgusting
FutureTrunkxx: *lets him go after he cums into his mouth*
FutureTrunkxx: *wipes his mouth and turns back into a reguralar human*
FutureTrunkxx: Had to much Xtacy i am so horny
davepoobond: y’know that stuff isnt good for you
FutureTrunkxx: yeah
FutureTrunkxx: do u want me to quit
davepoobond: yeah, that’d be good
davepoobond: quit it with the nasty stuff at least. i dont care if you mess up your mind
FutureTrunkxx: illl stop taking X
davepoobond: i mean, seriously, think about it. you turned into a tiger and gave me a bj
FutureTrunkxx: ill just stick to weed
davepoobond: ok good
FutureTrunkxx: yeah but uh i like giving u the bj
FutureTrunkxx: hello dont i get a response
davepoobond: no not while ur high
FutureTrunkxx: i am not high
FutureTrunkxx: well anymore
davepoobond: right
FutureTrunkxx: no for real it wore off
FutureTrunkxx: i am jus bisexual thats all
FutureTrunkxx: not high
davepoobond: ok..
davepoobond: but dont be trying to hit on me or anything k?
FutureTrunkxx: k but why *kisses u on ur lips*
davepoobond: cuz i’m not like that.
FutureTrunkxx: ok
FutureTrunkxx: but one for the road *grabs ur cock*
Evil Hell Cow: u |2 2 u/\/-1337 4 /\/\y /\/\347
Evil Hell Cow: =P
davepoobond: i dont know what u said
Evil Hell Cow: you are too un-leet for my meat
davepoobond: k
Evil Hell Cow: =P
davepoobond: heh
Evil Hell Cow: did you know technically heh means yes
davepoobond: …no..
Evil Hell Cow: thats what it’s original meaning was anyway
Evil Hell Cow: yep!
Evil Hell Cow: We did some slang study in school the other day
davepoobond: ebonics or something
Evil Hell Cow: Heh meant yes
davepoobond: well thats pretty dumb
Evil Hell Cow: but true
davepoobond: man i have a headache…….i’m goin back to school tomrrow, that’s why
Phoenix: heh, I’m on thursday
davepoobond: =P
davepoobond: whats it matter, y’got 2 more days, who cares
davepoobond: ::bangs his head on the table::
Phoenix: lol
Phoenix: Where there ::slides a nail on the table when his head should land::
davepoobond: @.@
davepoobond: e-surance – n. online insurance, insuring your internet access
Phoenix: …. scary
davepoobond: we should open that
davepoobond: we’d make millions of dollars
Phoenix: ….your probably right
davepoobond: oh yaaaaa
davepoobond: there was this really stupid fundraiser thing yesterday
davepoobond: i came in when they had 2 minutes to donate stuff
davepoobond: to send some kids to camp
davepoobond: “comon these kids need to get sent to camp” “1 week of their LIVES” (they ended up sending 11, out of who knows how many)
davepoobond: and they raised like 7000 dollars
Holmes: hah
davepoobond: it was messed up
davepoobond: and the 7-11 franchisees corporation and franchisees gave them half a million dollars
Holmes: wow
davepoobond: and all they said “thanks, thanks so much” and then he turned to the camera
davepoobond: and then he said something, i dont know what it was cuz i was laughing too hard
Holmes: 7-11…screwing people 7 hours a day, 11 days of the week
davepoobond: and then this pregnant black jewish woman does some stand-up
Holmes: LMAO
davepoobond: she’s a “convert”
Holmes: pregnant black jewish woman?
davepoobond: LOL ya
Holmes: LDKMKLNSLMAO
davepoobond: she was ok, but she was really dumb
davepoobond: and most of her jokes werent even laughed at
davepoobond: as soon as she comes up, shes like “oh, i give a new meaning to labor day, dont i”
davepoobond: and all she did was talk about her in-laws and her husband
Holmes: it’s like “say what you are” and she says “I’m a pregnant black jewish woman” and the whole audience laughs
Holmes: then she makes jokes and no one laughs
davepoobond: i mean, she’s like 9 months pregnant, she could’ve broke water AS she was doing it
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: that woulda been great to see
davepoobond: “you know, Jewish people can’t whisper -” SPRAYYYYYYYYYY
Holmes: “MY WATER BROKE”
Audience: “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA”
Holmes: “I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION”
AUDIENCE: “HAHAHAHHA SHE’S PREGANT HAHAHAHHA”
davepoobond: do u know what MDA is
davepoobond: lolll
Holmes: mda?
davepoobond: besides a drug
Holmes: nop
davepoobond: yeah that was the foundation
davepoobond: that was hosting it or whatever
davepoobond: i think ed macmahon was there
Holmes: oh
davepoobond: it was such crap
davepoobond: it was like 4 hours long
davepoobond: and they raised 10 million half-way
Holmes: wow
davepoobond: (i bet it was just inflated though)
davepoobond: they just add 9.9 million here and there
davepoobond: to get people to call
davepoobond: cuz “others are”
Holmes: hehe
Holmes: lmao
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Fun fact: Later on, the bookstore davepoobond works at during college did a fundraiser for the same association to send kids to camp. The association is called the Muscular Dystrophy Association 😛
Note: davepoobond WAS on AIM. How else could they be talking?
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Jasonishigh: was up
davepoobond: uh not much
davepoobond: you
Jasonishigh: do u have Aim
davepoobond: nope
Jasonishigh: OH BYE THEN
davepoobond: k