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#6070: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: aa

davepoobond: bb

stimpyismyname: cc

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stimpyismyname: gg

davepoobond: hh

stimpyismyname: ii

davepoobond: jj

stimpyismyname: kk

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stimpyismyname: mm

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stimpyismyname: oo

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stimpyismyname: qq

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stimpyismyname: uu

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stimpyismyname: ww

davepoobond: xx

stimpyismyname: yy

davepoobond: zz

stimpyismyname: hooray

davepoobond: aa

stimpyismyname: thats a good dumb im

davepoobond: yeah it is

#6065: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: did u finish the castlevania game

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: are you going to or are you still working on it

stimpyismyname: i sorta gave up on it

davepoobond: just put it up as v.1.0

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: y not

stimpyismyname: its not a game

davepoobond: so

stimpyismyname: not gonnan

davepoobond: fine, ass

stimpyismyname: ur the ass

stimpyismyname: DUMass

stimpyismyname: haha

stimpyismyname: dumb

davepoobond: k

#6499: davepoobond -> Evil Hell Cow

Note: This happened BEFORE 9/11. Its pretty creepy. You’ll just have to take our word for it that it did happen before.

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davepoobond: do you think anything is gonna happen on sept 11?

Evil Hell Cow: it’s possible

davepoobond: well its always possible

davepoobond: 91101, 91102

davepoobond: or maybe 91202

davepoobond: like beverly hills

Evil Hell Cow: nah thats 90210

davepoobond: oh.

davepoobond: >.>

davepoobond: i knew that

Evil Hell Cow: Mmm hmm

davepoobond: i always get those two mixed up

Evil Hell Cow: Lol

#6498: davepoobond -> Solidussnake

In a chat room, Solidussnake was telling people to press alt+F4 on their keyboard.

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davepoobond: hey, when i pressed alt and f4 it didnt do anything cool!

Solidussnake: do it at the same time

Solidussnake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: nope

davepoobond: nothing happened

davepoobond: i dont know why you’re laughing

davepoobond: its not really that cool

Solidussnake: press the alt button and the f4 button at the same time

davepoobond: ok….the alt…….f4…..

Solidussnake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: nope nothing happened

Solidussnake: ::cries

davepoobond: does it matter if i’m on a mac or something?

Solidussnake: yes

davepoobond: maybe this only works on a mac

Solidussnake: no

Solidussnake: windows

davepoobond: i have windows

Solidussnake: hmm……..

Solidussnake: it kicks you off

davepoobond: really!

davepoobond: i didnt know that!

davepoobond: ah!

davepoobond: alt f4!

Solidussnake: yep……kicked 30 people offline today…….32

davepoobond: lol

Solidussnake: XD

davepoobond: that’s pretty good there pal

Solidussnake: really?

davepoobond: i was really just messin with ya that whole time

davepoobond: so i guess the jokes on YOU

davepoobond: mwah

davepoobond: mwahahahah

Solidussnake: uh……

davepoobond: hi

Solidussnake: uhhhh…..

davepoobond: anyway. wanna go to my web site?

Solidussnake: ………why???

davepoobond: cuz its a funny web site

davepoobond: u might like it

Solidussnake: …….

davepoobond: so how about it?

davepoobond: you seem to be someone that would enjoy it though, cuz you seem to like to annoy people by making them press alt f4

Solidussnake: 🙂

davepoobond: we’ve got a whole section of stupid IMs and chat rooms

Solidussnake: ………uh………….ok…..

davepoobond: www.squackle.com

Solidussnake: ?

davepoobond: thats the URL

#6497: davepoobond -> FutureTrunkxx

davepoobond: Did you sign up for the Squackle Newsletter?

FutureTrunkxx: uh i dont think so

davepoobond: did you even get it?

FutureTrunkxx: i dont think so

davepoobond: hrmm

davepoobond: do you have yer email blocked or somethin

davepoobond: like only people u allow can email

FutureTrunkxx: nope

davepoobond: heh i left out the k

davepoobond: k i’m gonna get it right this time…if you get an email dont respond to it u’ll get unsubscribed

FutureTrunkxx: yeah i got the mail jus now

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: i’ll fwd u todays

FutureTrunkxx: ok

FutureTrunkxx: *kisses u on the lips hard and long sliding muh tounge in ur mouth play with urs with muh own as i firmly grab ur ass pulling ur hips onto muh as i take muh other hand and pulls ur head closer as i put muh other hand in ur pants and stroke ur cock*thanks

davepoobond: oh baby give me some more

FutureTrunkxx: u r BI

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: arent you a girl

FutureTrunkxx: Uh no

davepoobond: =O

FutureTrunkxx: what made u think that

davepoobond: nothin.

davepoobond: i was j/k around

FutureTrunkxx: *kisses him again longer grasping his cock more firmly and pulling his head into the kiss*ok

davepoobond: ok..

FutureTrunkxx: *kisses down his neck and begans to take off his shirt*

davepoobond: ok thats enough of this. ::knees him in the groin then runs away::

FutureTrunkxx: *chases after him*u lil fucker ill kill u for that*says playfully*

davepoobond: AIYEEEEE!! ::jumps up a tree::

FutureTrunkxx: *in mid running transform into a huge white tiger anthro and pounces into the tree and onto him sending falling to the ground on top of him*

davepoobond: what the! get off me ya horny tiger

davepoobond: ::grabs at the ground trying to get away::

FutureTrunkxx: *grasps his cock again and then goes down and sucks onto it hard and fast*

FutureTrunkxx: *holds his arms down so he cant stop him*

davepoobond: … ok this is goin too far

FutureTrunkxx: *uses his tail to tie his legs together*

FutureTrunkxx: *sucks on his cock licking it up and down then taking the full length of it in his mouth*

FutureTrunkxx: do u like this

FutureTrunkxx: *keeps sucking on his cock*

davepoobond: no shut up already. this isnt funny its just disgusting

FutureTrunkxx: *lets him go after he cums into his mouth*

FutureTrunkxx: *wipes his mouth and turns back into a reguralar human*

FutureTrunkxx: Had to much Xtacy i am so horny

davepoobond: y’know that stuff isnt good for you

FutureTrunkxx: yeah

FutureTrunkxx: do u want me to quit

davepoobond: yeah, that’d be good

davepoobond: quit it with the nasty stuff at least. i dont care if you mess up your mind

FutureTrunkxx: illl stop taking X

davepoobond: i mean, seriously, think about it. you turned into a tiger and gave me a bj

FutureTrunkxx: ill just stick to weed

davepoobond: ok good

FutureTrunkxx: yeah but uh i like giving u the bj

FutureTrunkxx: hello dont i get a response

davepoobond: no not while ur high

FutureTrunkxx: i am not high

FutureTrunkxx: well anymore

davepoobond: right

FutureTrunkxx: no for real it wore off

FutureTrunkxx: i am jus bisexual thats all

FutureTrunkxx: not high

davepoobond: ok..

davepoobond: but dont be trying to hit on me or anything k?

FutureTrunkxx: k but why *kisses u on ur lips*

davepoobond: cuz i’m not like that.

FutureTrunkxx: ok

FutureTrunkxx: but one for the road *grabs ur cock*

#6496: Evil Hell Cow -> davepoobond

Evil Hell Cow: u |2 2 u/\/-1337 4 /\/\y /\/\347

Evil Hell Cow: =P

davepoobond: i dont know what u said

Evil Hell Cow: you are too un-leet for my meat

davepoobond: k

Evil Hell Cow: =P

davepoobond: heh

Evil Hell Cow: did you know technically heh means yes

davepoobond: …no..

Evil Hell Cow: thats what it’s original meaning was anyway

Evil Hell Cow: yep!

Evil Hell Cow: We did some slang study in school the other day

davepoobond: ebonics or something

Evil Hell Cow: Heh meant yes

davepoobond: well thats pretty dumb

Evil Hell Cow: but true

#6495: davepoobond -> Phoenix

davepoobond: man i have a headache…….i’m goin back to school tomrrow, that’s why

Phoenix: heh, I’m on thursday

davepoobond: =P

davepoobond: whats it matter, y’got 2 more days, who cares

davepoobond: ::bangs his head on the table::

Phoenix: lol

Phoenix: Where there ::slides a nail on the table when his head should land::

davepoobond: @.@

#6493: davepoobond -> Holmes

davepoobond: there was this really stupid fundraiser thing yesterday

davepoobond: i came in when they had 2 minutes to donate stuff

davepoobond: to send some kids to camp

davepoobond: “comon these kids need to get sent to camp” “1 week of their LIVES” (they ended up sending 11, out of who knows how many)

davepoobond: and they raised like 7000 dollars

Holmes: hah

davepoobond: it was messed up

davepoobond: and the 7-11 franchisees corporation and franchisees gave them half a million dollars

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: and all they said “thanks, thanks so much” and then he turned to the camera

davepoobond: and then he said something, i dont know what it was cuz i was laughing too hard

Holmes: 7-11…screwing people 7 hours a day, 11 days of the week

davepoobond: and then this pregnant black jewish woman does some stand-up

Holmes: LMAO

davepoobond: she’s a “convert”

Holmes: pregnant black jewish woman?

davepoobond: LOL ya

Holmes: LDKMKLNSLMAO

davepoobond: she was ok, but she was really dumb

davepoobond: and most of her jokes werent even laughed at

davepoobond: as soon as she comes up, shes like “oh, i give a new meaning to labor day, dont i”

davepoobond: and all she did was talk about her in-laws and her husband

Holmes: it’s like “say what you are” and she says “I’m a pregnant black jewish woman” and the whole audience laughs

Holmes: then she makes jokes and no one laughs

davepoobond: i mean, she’s like 9 months pregnant, she could’ve broke water AS she was doing it

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: that woulda been great to see

davepoobond: “you know, Jewish people can’t whisper -” SPRAYYYYYYYYYY

Holmes: “MY WATER BROKE”

Audience: “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA”

Holmes: “I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION”

AUDIENCE: “HAHAHAHHA SHE’S PREGANT HAHAHAHHA”

davepoobond: do u know what MDA is

davepoobond: lolll

Holmes: mda?

davepoobond: besides a drug

Holmes: nop

davepoobond: yeah that was the foundation

davepoobond: that was hosting it or whatever

davepoobond: i think ed macmahon was there

Holmes: oh

davepoobond: it was such crap

davepoobond: it was like 4 hours long

davepoobond: and they raised 10 million half-way

Holmes: wow

davepoobond: (i bet it was just inflated though)

davepoobond: they just add 9.9 million here and there

davepoobond: to get people to call

davepoobond: cuz “others are”

Holmes: hehe

Holmes: lmao

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Fun fact: Later on, the bookstore davepoobond works at during college did a fundraiser for the same association to send kids to camp. The association is called the Muscular Dystrophy Association 😛