“‘I thought I knew sexual pleasure before, but I have never in my life ?experienced such an incredible orgasm. Thank you so much for this?incredible product. My life will never be the same again.’ -Sherry, Las Vegas, NV”
– from a spam e-mail
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Quote #21031
“Ever since the launch of Viagra™, women all over the world have been asking? ‘Where’s mine?'”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21030
“‘Instead of using a lubricant, I use Vitara™. It feels more natural and ?definitely makes sex more fun.’ -Pattie, 42 years old”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21028
“This music I think affects my because theres this up beat Bass line in Front of the Song. But deeper there’s This slow almost down Feeling to The guitar riff and the singer voice is slow and some what depressing”
– found at davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21026
“When I was young, I remember how much better things were made. Things were not made of cheap plastic but of metal. You got a feeling you had something solid, rather than something that would last only a few months. I remember when Uncle Harry banged his car into a wall, it hardly had a dent. But now you can just barely hit a car and you see some very visible damage. The trouble is that nobody complains. People are satisfied with poorer materials even though they might even be more expensive than the previous cheaper ones. Or maybe people fool themselves into thinking that the newer items are better. After all, metal rusts, plastic is lighter to carry, and most people have good car insurance.”
– from a book
Quote #21025
“The computer helps advertisers create such images as cars turning into tigers and moviemakers to show images like the blood of a Klingon floating across the movie screen. Using the computer as a canvas, artists are changing the way we see the world.”
– from davepoobond’s 7th Grade Math Book
Quote #21024
“The computer is quickly becoming the paintbrush of the movie and advertising industries. Animators and commercial artists use software graphics programs to shape three-dimensional objects that look very realistic.”
– from davepoobond’s 7th Grade Math Book
class birthday
class birthday – n. the theory in which your group or class has a particular day that is a “birthday” of the group. It was discovered in davepoobond’s 7th Grade Math Book. It’s really fucking stupid, and has no relevance to anything.
The following is the quote from the 7th Grade Math Book:
“What is the ‘birthday’ of your class? To find out, find the number of days each student has been alive. Then average the number of days you have each lived. With this average, work backward to find the average date of birth for your class. Plan a celebration for the ‘class-birthday.'”
Ridiculous Spam Mail #21021
Dear,
Iím a korean living in seoul.(name: Oh Minseok)
Korean special investigative team are investigating samsung corporation.
But they do not work right.
Suspicious to be bought off.
samsung corporation has many crimes.
And the team investigates samsung corporation.
It contains korean companies samsung,huyndai,sk CEOsí illegal issuing stocks or bonds.
The quantity are plenty.
(Three company CEOs did(and are doing) many crimes to me.
Many koreans are knowing it.
But many koreans are bought off by illegal issuing stocks or bonds.)
The team are knowing it.
Korean special investigative team must investigate this.
But they are trying to conceal it.
I ask for asking for this criminal investigation to prosecutors in any country.
And help the shareholders and me.
P.S)
Three companies are hacking me and trying to kill me.
And are suspicious to use my name and email illegally.
If you receive another message that I dictated above are not true,
it is not from me, but from three companies.
The things I dictated above are true.
Bad Submission #21020
Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Jun 22 2005 / 12:08:29
name = nemo
email =
use_email = no
qjoke = adah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Submission #21015
Submitted through the Fan Mail submission form.
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This form was submitted: Jun 05 2005 / 20:10:39
name = steven thomas baldwin
email = i_f_y@hotmail.com
fanmail = the
Bad Submission #21014
Submitted through the IM/Chat submission form.
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This form was submitted: Mar 06 2005 / 17:03:06
name = googly
email = huggybeardigs@
use_email = yes
This_is_a(n) = IM
i_am = kool
chat_room_name = koolville
victims = killed
submission =
Bad Submission #21013
Submitted through the Positions submission form.
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name = Troy Billsen
email = w1denise@
aimsn =
abilities = dave,u kno what i can do
Bad Submission #21012
Submitted through the Dictionary submission form.
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word = Bobolishious
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = verb
other_word_form = yeah!
definition = A killer of DAVEs (see DAVE)
example = I kill u you bobolishious DAVE
etc = Bob? You shave?
Bad Submission #21011
Submitted through the Dictionary submission form.
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word = DAVE
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = dont know
other_word_form = unknown
definition = small children that have no choice
example = Bob is a DAVE!!!
etc = Shag me im a DAVE!!!