fartnoid – n. a computer consultant with severe gastro-intestinal problems
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fart naturae
fart naturae – n. anyone who keeps hogs as pets
fart-minded
fart-minded – adj. descriptive of a socially-conscious and politically-correct fart
Fart McMurray
Fart McMurray – n. an uncouth, ragged and oily smelling fart
fart majeure
fart majeure – n. a toxic-level fart
fart mail
fart mail – n. X-rated virus messages that appear on your computer screen when you least expect it
fart magnum
fart magnum – n. an old fart with a penile implant
fartly
fartly – n. the swagger of an extra-large fart
fartling
fartling – n. an undetected or surreptitious fart
fartless
fartless – n. the goal of the 12-step recovery program for flatus perpetrators
fart-knot
fart-knot – n. a constipated, uptight, chronically-challenged fart
fartissimo
fartissimo – n. an explosive passage of putrid gas
fart-in-law
fart-in-law – n. pejorative expression meaning an unpleasant relative by marriage
farting machine
farting machine – n. a bovine or swampy thing that emits methane gas
fartigue
fartigue – n. the feeling you get after you’ve farted a really big fart or farting a lot (like fatigue, but from farting)