fop – v. to be hit on the back of the head by a small, perspex planet.
Ex. I had too much beer last night…Got a real hangover…feels like I’ve been fopped.
All posts by davepoobond
foowga
foowga – v. to scream “yawn” when you yawn
fooveranay
fooveranay – n. the tendency to somehow always be sick
footyanity
footyanity – n. an Aussie religion developed a 150 years ago called AFL (Australian Football League) formally known as VFL. It is known as “Aussie Rules” or “Footy”.
Ex. Footy fans go to church (the stadium) and worship the lord (the game) by chanting to each God (each footy team) i.e. “up the mighty blues” for Carlton and wear the appropriate clothing for each god they worship (beanies and scarfs with footy team colours). And it’s not required to attend church (just watch footy on your TV set).
footy
footy – n. slang word used by most Aussies describing AFL (Australian Football League).
Ex. I’m going to watch the footy.
foosh
foosh – n. the word you say when you want to make something go away
foonithi
foonithi – v. to get married in a jail
foondeesi
foondeesi – v. to masturbate while watching the Kids Next Door
foolfart
foolfart – n. when you feel like you gotta take a shit, but when you sit down to take a shit, all you do is rip a big ass fart
fool
fool – n. anybody that trusts a woman
foohop
foohop – v. to chop someone’s penis off
fonon
fonon – v. to blast REM at a NASCAR racing event
folcom
folcom – v. to wear a candy necklace and never eat it, using it like jewelry
folbpco
folbpco – v. to get high on helium
fohne
fohne – v. to use “bend over” as a noun