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#5944: blowthetoad -> THEvPROPHET

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blowthetoad: poop

THEvPROPHET: hi

THEvPROPHET: whos this?

blowthetoad: booger wooger

THEvPROPHET: who is this?!

blowthetoad: john jacb jingle hiemer schmitt

THEvPROPHET: is this jack?

blowthetoad: yah

blowthetoad: to tell you the truth………

blowthetoad: YOU DON’T KNOW JACK, CUZ YOUR ON CRACK!

THEvPROPHET: no im not

blowthetoad: hinkle dinkle winkle do!

blowthetoad: do you eat boogers?

THEvPROPHET: is this jack?

blowthetoad: don’t know

THEvPROPHET: ur friggin gay

blowthetoad: your mama yo daddy, yo bald headed granny with a hole in her pantie!

blowthetoad: stop screaming at my microwave, face it…..

blowthetoad: DONT LOVE YOU!

blowthetoad: LALALAALALALALA

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#5943: blowthetoad -> Lilwill

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blowthetoad: poop

Lilwill: hi

Lilwill: a/s/l?

blowthetoad: 1,000,000/?/Uranus

Lilwill: wow

Lilwill: ttoo old for me

Lilwill: PE@CE

blowthetoad: no

blowthetoad: shit

blowthetoad: ass

blowthetoad: i have a poty moth

blowthetoad: it looks like a butterfly

blowthetoad: humper dinkle winkle minkles

blowthetoad: eat my condom

blowthetoad: c’mon willy pilly bo billy fe fi fo dilly!

Prank IMs, Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5940: blowthetoad -> TheMuIIetMaMa

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blowthetoad: i can flush a toilit!

blowthetoad: so there

TheMuIIetMaMa: oh yeah

TheMuIIetMaMa: i can flush a urinal

blowthetoad: yeah!

TheMuIIetMaMa: yeah

blowthetoad: i can run upide down while saying poop

TheMuIIetMaMa: i can run around the block naked singing when the ants go marching

blowthetoad: well i can ride a unicycle naked upside down, naked, inside out, with 1000 marbles in my mouth, and singing the national anthem!

blowthetoad: so there!

blowthetoad: haha, poop ate your tounge!

TheMuIIetMaMa: well

blowthetoad: well is my name, don’t ware it too much, it’ll get dirty!

TheMuIIetMaMa: i can ride a space ship to mars and do the macarana while i break out singing the theme song to facts of life while i eat some bbq chicken

TheMuIIetMaMa: hey whats your name?

blowthetoad: for the love of letter 7, i can swallow a 20000000 pound brick, walk on my pinkys, jump to the moon, turn out the lights, and go to bed, 11 times without stop!

blowthetoad: beet that u crazy mo-fo!

TheMuIIetMaMa: lol

blowthetoad: i said beat it! just beat it!

TheMuIIetMaMa: no one wants to beat it

TheMuIIetMaMa: lol

blowthetoad: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OH BEEEEEEAT IIIIIIT. JUST BEAT IT!

TheMuIIetMaMa: no one was to be defeated

TheMuIIetMaMa: just beat it

TheMuIIetMaMa: i really dont think i can beat that one either

blowthetoad: thats my line (*NOTE: blowthetoad – I meant the ‘just beat it part’ this note was not included in actual conversation)

TheMuIIetMaMa: yeah?

blowthetoad: JUST BEAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

blowthetoad: BEAT IT

blowthetoad: O BEAT IT

blowthetoad: O BEAT IT

TheMuIIetMaMa: so why did you im me?

blowthetoad: ME I.M. YOU?

TheMuIIetMaMa: you got that right

blowthetoad: hahaha i am a smart person! i use hoocked on phonics! u use hooked on pot!

Previous message was not received by TheMuIIetMaMa because of error: User TheMuIIetMaMa is not available.

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#5939: blowthetoad -> Sparrrow

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blowthetoad: your a hinkle pinkle sloonie poonie!!!

blowthetoad: dummie hunnie

Sparrrow: u betcha

blowthetoad: stop IMing me

Sparrrow: huh?

blowthetoad: you are bothering me very much

blowthetoad: i will report you

Sparrrow: I dont im you

blowthetoad: to the authoroties

Sparrrow: sorry

blowthetoad: why must you do this?

Sparrrow: authorities of my ass maybe

blowthetoad: authorites bet on yo ass, cuz i am gonna mow the grass, very fast, atlast. wow! i can ryme!, look at the time, did you get those clothes for a dime? aaaaw, can’t afoard a lime? i’ll buy you a wind chime

blowthetoad: you piece of slime!

Sparrrow: you should learn to talk like a mime

blowthetoad: mime? i might as well say the word cime!

Sparrrow: the fuck?

blowthetoad: yes

Sparrrow: u are annoying tonite it looks,

blowthetoad: DAH, PHUK, HAHAH, I AM SOFA KING WE TAR DID!

Sparrrow: u got 66% warning

blowthetoad: no crap sherlock

Sparrrow: why?

blowthetoad: because they waste my time

Sparrrow: so what is your purpose of being??

blowthetoad: i just gave a ryme,

blowthetoad: whats your purpose on earth?

Sparrrow: to reproduce

blowthetoad: mine is to unproduce

Sparrrow: do you do drugs?

blowthetoad: no

blowthetoad: that is bad

Sparrrow: drugs are good

blowthetoad: fell through a crack and landed in a pot. then people said, HEY THERES THE REAL DOPE!

Sparrrow: stoners live and

stoners die but

in the end we

all get high

So if at first

you don’t succeed

fuck it all and

smoke some weed.

blowthetoad: YOUR GAY

Sparrrow: nope, Im straight

Sparrrow: who was doin the rhyming first bro?

blowthetoad: ME

Sparrrow: so why am I gay now?

blowthetoad: so shew you annoying flee!

Sparrrow: http://i.am/grundy (*NOTE: blowthetoad: THIS ISN’T A GOOD SITE, IT IS STUPID)

blowthetoad: nice bad website, please no advertizements. thank you

Sparrrow: its spose to be bad

Sparrrow: its spose to just be what the fuck

Sparrrow: no point

blowthetoad: please, keep this clean

blowthetoad: this is public 😉

Sparrrow: say what?

blowthetoad: heh

blowthetoad: check it out later

Sparrrow: check what out later?

blowthetoad: you’ll be actualy be able to sell yourself on the net! (for free)

blowthetoad: haha! your going on my site

blowthetoad: this was planned out

blowthetoad: niener niener niener. you aint got to wiener!

Sparrrow: say wha?

blowthetoad: you heard me foo’!

Sparrrow: where are you from?

blowthetoad: www.noneofyourbuisness.com

blowthetoad: so www.zipit.org

Sparrrow: where is your website?

blowthetoad: not up yet, meanwhile you can lick a salmon.

Sparrrow: this is all great bro!

blowthetoad: yuppers

blowthetoad: well, i have to go bother some other helpless user, later

Sparrrow: cool, take it easy

blowthetoad: bye poo-head

Sparrrow: daeh-oop eyb

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#5938: blowthetoad -> JerseyDevils

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blowthetoad: i am a muffin. stupid!

JerseyDevils: yes you are

blowthetoad: hey, stop talking to me

JerseyDevils: no, i wont

blowthetoad: you wanna fight?

JerseyDevils: sure asshole

JerseyDevils: lets go

blowthetoad: bring it, poop head

JerseyDevils: this is probably Liquid Titan huh

blowthetoad: um, i don’t think so

JerseyDevils: then who the hell are you?

blowthetoad: you wanna fight? bring it!

JerseyDevils: where should i bring it?

blowthetoad: inside of yo mama’s toilit

blowthetoad: so lets go, ya blo’ hoe!

JerseyDevils: my momma is sleeping and i cant go in her bathroom

blowthetoad: i would waste you like the aluminum can i trashed!!

JerseyDevils: good thing im not made out of aluminum

blowthetoad: haha, you flushed a toilit

JerseyDevils: no i didnt. I was here the whole time

blowthetoad: i know, you scratched your head, same thing as flushing a toilit!

JerseyDevils: no, actually i just typed a few sentences.You have bad internet sense

blowthetoad: why don’t you go ride a unicycle over yourself while saying BLOW THE TOAD???

JerseyDevils: why dont you make some hot tea and take a nap?

JerseyDevils: silly boy

blowthetoad: you are a corned poop head

JerseyDevils: no, i ate corn but im not a corn poop head

blowthetoad: yup yup

blowthetoad: go run around a light pole and say NesQuik 80 times!

blowthetoad: why do you all the sudden have 3% warning?

blowthetoad: that isnt cool

JerseyDevils: gee, i wonder?

blowthetoad: maybe you should go to the planet larter to get smarter, u stupid person who can’t sppell!

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#5937: blowthetoad -> chronic haze

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blowthetoad: i am a muffin named charles

chronic haze: sweeeeet

blowthetoad: no, bitteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

blowthetoad: why did you IM?

chronic haze: i didnt

blowthetoad: i told you we were over with!

blowthetoad: did that telephone call mean anything?

chronic haze: oh im sorry im trippin

chronic haze: not to me

blowthetoad: yeah, you be messin’, mother trucka’!

chronic haze: ph fo sho

blowthetoad: yes, i agree, pooponastick

chronic haze: i hate poop on the stick man

blowthetoad: good, because i said pooponAstick not THE

blowthetoad: pay more attention, chief

chronic haze: its the same fuckin thing man trust me

blowthetoad: no

chronic haze: yes

blowthetoad: nonononono

chronic haze: yes yes yes

blowthetoad: nonono times infiniti!

chronic haze: yes yes yes yes yes times infiniti x2!!!!

blowthetoad: no no no no no no no no no all the way around your butt (wich would take longer that yes infinitix2)

blowthetoad: you have a big butt, george!

chronic haze: ok Francis J. Peterson, i have enough of your silly antics, i file for divorce!

blowthetoad: HOW DEAR YOU!!!!

blowthetoad: what about the kids????

chronic haze: ahh fuck em

blowthetoad: dududududu dum dum! whata bout tha kids? picky picky picky slick slick slick! whata bout tha kids?

blowthetoad: but i can’t i have to BLOW THE TOAD!

chronic haze: beedeedummm dedum pick stick the kids can go to our mothers house

blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

blowthetoad: you are so stupid, you alphabeticaly aranged my numbers 44444 and 4!

chronic haze: no

chronic haze: you die now

blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *chocking with fear*

chronic haze: die evil toad die, away wwith you into the abyss

blowthetoad: why must you columbusjonstocksonize me????????????

chronic haze: for i can evil toady

blowthetoad: i am not an evil toad, i am BLOW! THE TOAD, and that is what i suggest you do!

chronic haze: you blow the toad

chronic haze: god damn hypicrite

blowthetoad: i am blowing the toad, you skittle fittle!

chronic haze: frittle frattle wiggle wattle TIS ALL THE SAME TO YOU< YOU CRAZY BIRD

blowthetoad: awwwwwwww, so cute…….

blowthetoad: not cute enough you bombazzzled juice packet!

blowthetoad: aka capri sun!

chronic haze: JUICE BOX aka Hi-C

blowthetoad: !!!~JUICY TOOSIE DOOSIE BOX! aka minute maid packet!

chronic haze: MOOSY WOOSY CRAZY BILLY HEAD!

blowthetoad: HICKLE FICKLE NICKLE SUCK A PICKLE JICKLE HIE VICKLE!

blowthetoad: mwuuuuuhahaha!

blowthetoad: (x7)

chronic haze: OK

blowthetoad: u throw in the dollar tree towel?

chronic haze: FIZZNLE NIZZLE GIZZLE BEZZLEBUB I PRAY YOU DIE

blowthetoad: JIGGLE MY GIZZLEZ FE FI NO DIZZLES!

chronic haze: poo on you good sir

blowthetoad: blow the toad, bad wench

chronic haze: and have a good day

blowthetoad: y thank you cody!

chronic haze: youd like to think so

blowthetoad: acctualy…. no i wouldnt

chronic haze: YE SYOU WOULD

chronic haze: SLUTYYY TOAD

blowthetoad: yes u would like to suckle my nipple, you pickle licker for a nickle!

chronic haze: sometimes sir i would

chronic haze: now enough of ths game i must get to my tea party

blowthetoad: better go catch the toad

blowthetoad: remember: mushrooms are GOOD!

blowthetoad: mwuhahaha!

blowthetoad: eat them all!!!!

blowthetoad: mwuhahaha!

chronic haze: yes, and keep safe good sir and stay away from the evil POlice

blowthetoad: stay away from the gay TINKLEWINKIEs!

chronic haze: indeed

blowthetoad: prosiclee

chronic haze: now off with your head

blowthetoad: caree on with your buisness good man

blowthetoad: =-O

chronic haze: cherie-O

blowthetoad: mollie-o from generation O

Squackle Arcade, Squackle Sports Arena

Catapault…Stupid Style! – Rules

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Materials: 2×4 Wood, Small Paint Can (or anything that shape), anything you want to fly in the air, XXL Mens Shirt.

# of Players: 2 or more

What You Do:

1. Set the 2×4 over the paint can, if you saw the movie ‘Home Alone’, when Kevin sets out the wood over the paint can, and then Harry jumps on one end, and Marve jumps on the other, and then ‘BYE, BYE, Harry”. That’s exactly what you’re going to do, but not like that.

2. You need to set an item on there, like a tomato, orange, apple, spoon, pencil, stick, etc… then one person stomps on the other end that the item is on, and your other friend tries to see where the item is going to land.

3. Your friend is wearing the XXL Mens shirt. He/She needs to catch the item before it hits the ground. A good item to use is a water baloon…(But don’t use water…)

Boundaries: none

Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Guestbook Entries

Squackle Guestbook #20555

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blowthetoad NYARGH! 20/Jul/2002:21:26:20
NYARGH! Dave, why havent you been online????? did your mother take away
your mouse ball again? LMMFAO. you can’t play bass, i could play a one
stringed acoustic with my toes in the dark, better then you can play
the bass. NYARGH! why dont you have AIM anymore? stupid. use a
testical and make the groove a perfect circle in order to use it as a
mouse ball. or use your grandpa’s marbles… so he can loose his
marbles! NYARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Guestbook Entries

Squackle Guestbook #20486

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blowthetoad Squackle (well, i’m a Poop Troop!) 11/Jul/2001:22:34:44
Hey, I am a Poop Troop! Dave and I are Poop Troopers. Can you say Poop
in a mouth 978 times without talking? woha, you are neeto! and soooo
totaly awsome. Dave, i don’t know what this means, but cut the fat. OK
i gtg, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOOD BYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!