“I can pull an essay out of my ass so fast”
– Blind Bubba
“I can pull an essay out of my ass so fast”
– Blind Bubba
“you stabbed you!”
– Blind Bubba
“ah man, can I borrow your eraser?”
– Blind Bubba
::talking to davepoobond::
“elmoisfurry says that you suck. He told me to tell you”
– Blind Bubba
“how much you wanna bet? how much you wanna bet?”
– Blind Bubba
“ahoy, matey!”
– Blind Bubba
“wouldn’t it be cool if someone said ‘ahoy! there’s an Island’ they all talk like pirates!”
– Blind Bubba
Materials: pencil
Players: 1
What you do:
1. Take the pencil, and find a point you want to use. You don’t actually put the pencil on the dot, you put it near your face, and sit/stand far away from the place you’re looking at.
2. Try to keep the tip of the pencil on the dot while “shifting” your eyes, by closing one eye, then opening that and closing the other eye
3. Once you get it, then find another place and do it on that.
Boundaries: none
this is a transcription of the theme song to words, through memory by davepoobond and Blind Bubba…it may not be exact
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Life is like a hurricane
here in
Duck Burg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
its a
Duck blur!
Might solve a mystery
or rewrite historyyy!
DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh!
Dunt dunanananaaaaa!
Everyday they’re out there makin’
Duck Tales!
Whoo-ooh
tales of daring do bad or good
DuckTales!
Dunt dunt dunt
D-D-D-Danger! (right behind you!)
there’s a stranger (out to find you!)
what can you do but grab onto some
DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh
dunt dunanannaaaaa!
Everyday they’re out there makin’
DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh!
Tales of daring do bad or good
Ducktales!
Not pony tails or cotton tails
but DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh!
Dunt!
“I’m gonna go sharpen my pencil”
– Blind Bubba
Lew: LOL
Blind Bubba: waht
Lew: ur away msg is funny
Blind Bubba: i kno
Lew: u done with math homework
Lew: ?
Blind Bubba: havent even started
Blind Bubba: its gonna take like 5 minutes
Lew: ive half way done
Lew: while im playin on the comp
Lew: johnny
Lew: i fell asleep during the class review
Blind Bubba: wah
Blind Bubba: lol
Lew: and this shit is fuckin pissing me off
Lew: wats that site u said
Lew: alegebra sumtin .com
Blind Bubba: lol, this is easy shit
Lew: or wat
Lew: fuck u
Lew: come on
Blind Bubba: algebrahelp.com
Lew: i got 15 min
Lew: do we have 2 show r work
Lew: fuck
Blind Bubba: i think
Blind Bubba: dont kno
Lew: just get ur math homework out
Lew: lets do it together
Lew: PLZ
Lew: HELP ME
Lew: i need help
Blind Bubba: bah
Blind Bubba: wait
Lew: johnny plz
Blind Bubba: yea ok wait
Lew: its Page 643
Lew: im on problem 30
Blind Bubba: i kno you fag
Lew: ur seat kinda sux
Lew: u have 2 sit behind Manor
Blind Bubba: lol i kno
Blind Bubba: and I have to listen to all those girls bitch all day
Lew: lol
Lew: i slept in class behind Tyler
Lew: he sits up strait so she doesnt notice me
Lew: got ur homework out yet?
Blind Bubba: no
Blind Bubba: im watching a flash movie on my comp
Lew: come on hurry up
Blind Bubba: wati till its over
Lew: DUDE
Lew: i got 12 MIN
Lew: COME ON
Lew: i have a damn job dude
Lew: plz fuckin help u asshole
Lew: u no wat would have been fuckin funny
Lew: if we wound up sitting next 2 each other
Blind Bubba: that would be fucking weird
Lew: that would b hallarious
Blind Bubba: we’d have another fuckin war
Lew: lol
Lew: lol war
Lew: lmao
Lew: lol
Lew: thats funny shit
Lew: JOHNNY
Lew: COME ON
Blind Bubba: k
Blind Bubba: my mom came in so i had to stop the movie
Blind Bubba: so now i have to start it from the fuckin beginning
Blind Bubba: or do my hw
Blind Bubba: i might was well do thefuckin hw you dumbass
Lew: COME ON DUE
Blind Bubba: and why the fuck are you on 30
Lew: DAMN
Blind Bubba: its multiples of 4
Lew: 30?
Lew: yea
Lew: aw shit
Blind Bubba: ….30 isn’t a multiple of 4
Blind Bubba: LMAO
Blind Bubba: LMAO LMAO LMAO
Blind Bubba: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAH
Lew: shut up
Lew: im tired
Blind Bubba: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHHAA
Lew: fuck u
Blind Bubba: this is THE funniest shit EVER
Blind Bubba: Im saving this IM
Lew: o man
Lew: u ass
Blind Bubba: and Im gonna read it like every fucking day
Lew: NO
Blind Bubba: and Im going to show it to everyone who comes over
Lew: NO NO NO
Lew: JOHNNY
Blind Bubba: I called it
Blind Bubba: “Stupid Matt”
Lew: 790-7684
Blind Bubba: y
Lew: thats ur #
Blind Bubba: no…
Blind Bubba: you can call it
Blind Bubba: no, call it right now
Lew: i did
Blind Bubba: LMAO
Lew: its on the internet
Blind Bubba: I HAVE TO RESAVE THIS
Blind Bubba: lmao lmao lmao
Lew: shut up
Lew: just help me