Q: What’s the difference between a goth and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.
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Joke #21346
Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot a goth?
A: The bullet is worth more.
Joke #21345
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a clown?
A: The clown has a life.
Joke #21344
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.
Joke #21343
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.
Joke #21342
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.
Joke #21341
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb?
Joke #21321
A blonde goes to the doctor and she tells him that she lives in a neighborhood that is surrounded with dogs and they bark all night and she can’t get a wink of sleep. The doctor gives her the strongest pills he has and tells her to come back in a week.
She comes back in one week and she looks even worse.
Then the blonde said “Once I actually caught the dog it was like hell to get him to take the pill!”
Joke #21320
Q: What do you call a guy with a shovel?
A: Doug
Q: What do u call a guy without a shovel?
A: Doug-less
Roses are Red…
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t you wanker
Joke #21314
Q: What’s green and sits in the corner?
A: A naughty frog!
Joke #21313
Q: How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
Joke #21312
Q: What makes a shrimp cry moose?
A: A moose.
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Joke #21309
Q: Why was Saddam so happy when a woman became president?
A: She said he could make his bombs as long as he didn’t use them!