I love you
You love me
Please don’t call child abuse on me
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
You can be a pervert too.
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A Shot a Poop
A shot a poop
It missed the hoop
So I tried to pee
But it hit me
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22106
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and slice barney
Into little square pieces
Then throw them out the door
Blood and guts scattered on the floor.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22104
I hate you
You hate me
I will kill your whole family
With a big fucking gun pointing at your teeth
Making you piss while your miserbly in your knees
While you beg for your ass not to be split
No god-damn purple dinosaur will be left to sing.
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar Song #22100
I hate you
You hate me
Barney fucking with me,
Me and Double Dee are gonna go on a killing spree,
Put a hatchet up his ass and then make him smoke some grass,
Mother fucker gonna die and you know that ain’t a lie BITCH!
Quote #22096
(Regarding a woman’s vagina)
“My grandfather said ‘If it smells like fish, then it’s a dish. If it smells like cologne, then leave it alone.'”
– Boomking
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22091
I love you
You love me
Let’s hang Barney from a tree,
Watch him scream and try to run away
Who really cares cause he’s dead anyway!!!!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22090
I hate Barney
You hate me
I’ll hang you both by a F-in tree
With a knife through your heads
And a sword through your stomachs
Ha ha you’re both dead.
Joke #22088
Q: What can an elevator do that a black man can’t?
A: Raise a family.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22078
My names Pete
I ain’t neat
Barney likes my stinky feet
He’s big fat purple headed mess of a dinasour
Barney robbed a grocery store
Joke #22051
Q: Why did the Serbian cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he tripped over a landmine.
Joke #22024
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and dog shit?
A: Dog shit turns white after two weeks and stops stinking
Joke #22023
Q: Why do Italians put their garbage in clear plastic bags?
A: So Puerto Ricans can window shop.
Joke #22022
Q: What do you call a white person on fire?
A: Fire cracker.
Joke #22012
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To fly south for the winter.