“Looks like I missed the bull’s-eye,” Tom said aimlessly.

“Give me a rubdown,” Tom said sorely.

“Let’s go camping if the weather is good,” Tom said tentatively.

“I’ve got a great tennis serve,” Tom said faultlessly.

“Would you go fishing with me?” Tom asked with baited breath.

“What this team needs is a great home-run hitter,” Tom said ruthlessly.

“I’m retiring from baseball,” Tom said with resignation.

“Something is wrong with my bowling,” Tom said gutterally.

“Is this boat tilting, or is it my imagination?” Tom asked listlessly.

“Want to Indian wrestle?” Tom asked bravely.

“Our canoe is headed for the falls!” Tom said rapidly.

“This horse won’t stop,” Tom said woefully.

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Q: What kind of dental floss do tennis players use?

A: Cat gut.

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halejew - adj. to like ice cream, scented candles, and tennis.  You also believe your parents love you and you value honesty and truth.

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sedalia - n. a full service tennis department

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vogel - n. a golf and tennis club

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duaixo - n. the latin word for a gay cat with seven hairs on it’s ass that enjoys swimming, tennis, and drinkng magarita’s at the club

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