Q: What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.
Tags: instrument joke, viola, violin
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September 24th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Answer: Himalayan.
Question: In what position is a boy while he talks on the phone?
Tags: answer-question joke, mountain, telephone
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Answer: Dial soap.
Question: How do you stop dirty phone calls?
Tags: answer-question joke, soap, telephone
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Answer: Hello? Hello? Hello?
Question: How does a three-headed secretary answer the phone?
Tags: answer-question joke, telephone
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a vacuum cleaner?
A: We don’t know what to call it, just don’t put it close to your ear!
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
A: Ringworm!
Tags: sick joke, telephone, worm
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pelican?
A: A big bill.
Tags: bill, pelican, telephone
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
A: A wide receiver.
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a wake-up call with a chicken?
A: An alarm cluck!
Tags: alarm, chicken, telephone
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
A: A wake-up call!
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July 4th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross your telephone with a tape recorder and an alligator?
A: A snappy answering machine!
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May 10th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Answer: Long distance!
Question: What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?
Tags: answer-question joke, King Kong, telephone
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May 10th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Answer: Phone bill!
Question: What should you do when you want to talk to Bill?
Tags: answer-question joke, telephone
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May 10th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Answer: Area code!
Question: What do you call the secret language used in your area?
Tags: answer-question joke, area code, language, telephone
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April 27th, 2009 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Where do burgers go to dance?
A: A meat ball.
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