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Quote #22741

January 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Old Woman 1 enters the waiting room at a dealer car service place.  She comes in and recognizes Old Woman 2 saying something about how she recognizes her and something about church, but davepoobond was not listening intently on that part.  Old Woman 1 decides to “introduce” herself after Old Woman 2 doesn’t really recognize her anyway, and denying that she even does the things the Old Woman 1 was saying.

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Old Woman 1: “Hi! My name is Nancy.”

Old Woman 2: “Oh.”

Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”

Old Woman 2: “Huh?”

Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”

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Old Woman 2 says something about the TV being loud and Old Woman 1 asks like one or two more times, she has to raise her voice but since she’s old, she can’t really.

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Old Woman 2: “Oh ………………. Louise.”

Old Woman 1: “Oh that’s my real name!”

- at a car dealer service place

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Ridiculous Spam Mail #22447

June 6th, 2012 Posted in Ridiculous Spam Mail No Comments »

Subject: Is that you?

Hello.
I know that every woman want to have a gentle, caring,honest and self confident man. I realy want to love. I am loyal, energetic and friendly person. Family and friends are big part of my life.
My hobby is collecting toys. When I enter the room where lot of toys are on the arm-chair and sofa my mood and condition becomes much better.

Do you wish to know more about me? Just write me: <insert spam link> Yours Evgenija.

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You Play Too Many Videogames. You Have Too Many Periods.

May 25th, 2012 Posted in Comics No Comments »

You Play Too Many Video Games.  You Have Too Many Periods.

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George Bush Staring

May 12th, 2012 Posted in Pictures No Comments »

George Bush Staring

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Inappropriate Urinals

April 29th, 2012 Posted in Pictures No Comments »

Inappropriate Urinals

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Money Shower

April 28th, 2012 Posted in Pictures No Comments »

Money Shower

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That Scary Hand

April 25th, 2012 Posted in Media, Pictures No Comments »

That Scary Hand

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Which do you think is cozier?

April 21st, 2012 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Which do you think is cozier?

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kijimol

March 29th, 2012 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

kijimol – n. a woman dressed up as Santa Claus

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DATY

November 14th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

DATY – Acronym. acronym for “Dining at the Y,” which is slang for performing oral sex on a woman

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Beer Makes You Hot

August 18th, 2011 Posted in Media, Pictures No Comments »

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dark meat

August 16th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dark meat – n. a slang term referring to a black male or female

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chicken head

July 16th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

chicken head – n. a woman who trades sexual favors for drugs, usually crack.

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bulldog

May 12th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

bulldog – n. a lesbian who possesses masculine characteristics or is by nature aggressive

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bluestocking

May 12th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

bluestocking – n. an educated woman who engages in intellectual pursuits to the exclusion of other activities

;} slang term for a feminist

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