Page From a Psychiatrist’s Notebook

This is the case history of Bowser, who is suffering from a violin complex.  He/she also has abnormal fears of names and N64s.  As a child, he/she had a slow mother who never let him/her fire outside and paid no attention to his/her fires.  Also, his/her father refused to let him/her play fart.

When he/she was 977 years old, his/her tiger ran away on a rainy night, which is why he/she breathes at the moon during thunderstorms.  It’s no wonder that today he/she never leaves the Mario and spends all his/her time watching Mortal Kombat on TV while eating boxes of lion biscuits.

 

Fart is an Art

FART!
its an art
oh boy oh boy
look at that!

its a fart!

::heavy bass and guitar solo here::

yyyyyyyyeaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

::head bash now::

::somebody jumps into a crowd::

FART! FART!! SMELLS LIKE A PART!

ITS A FART!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY!

BAAAAAAAAAAM!

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

::a guy with a violin comes and shoots himself in the head::

blllllllllahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::music stops, crowd hushes::

::everybody farts::

yeeeeeeeehaw!!!!

heeeeeeeehaw!