Q: What did the hungry astronaut see?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!
New York City, N.Y.: A spaceship from Mars tried to land here yesterday, but couldn’t find a parking space. So the ship moved on to East Orange, N.J.
Q: What pet is found in most flying saucers?
A: A car-pet.
Another variation of this joke:
Q: What pet is found in most cars?
A: A car-pet.
Q: Why can’t you whisper in a flying saucer?
A: It’s not aloud.
Q: What time was it when the flying saucer landed on the fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Q: What did the Martian say when his dog fell out of the flying saucer?
Another version of this joke:
Q: What do you say when a dog runs away?
Q: What steps should you take if a flying saucer chases you?
A: Long ones.
Q: What did the space creatures have for breakfast?
A: Unidentified frying objects.
Q: A creature from space fell out of his flying saucer and wasn’t hurt. How come?
A: He was wearing a light fall suit.
Q: Why does a flying saucer never pay a toll on the turnpike?
A: Because the pilot does.
A man had been kept prisoner aboard a flying saucer for thirty years. When it finally returned to Earth, he escaped and ran across an open field yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A small boy standing nearby said, “So what? I’m four!”
John: “Why are you snapping your fingers?”
Bill: “To keep the flying saucers away.”
John: “I don’t see any flying saucers.”
Bill: “Works, doesn’t it?”
Two creatures in a flying saucer took a quick pass over Earth. All they saw in their one brief glimpse was the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and a camel in the desert. They radioed back to their planet.
“Forget about this planet Earth. Their buildings are made out of erector sets, and their horses are warped.”
A woman telephoned the police to report that she’d spotted a flying saucer, and that men from space had been at work on her car.
“They’ve stolen the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and the entire dashboard,” she reported.
The desk sergeant agreed to investigate.
A few minutes later, his phone rang again.
“Don’t bother,” said the same voice. “I was so shook up, I got into the back seat by mistake.”