Joke #18618

Somewhat skeptical of his son’s new-found determination to become the next Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department.

“Please, Dad,” whined the boy, “I promise I’ll use them every day.”

“I don’t know, Michael. It’s really a big commitment on your part,” the father pointed out.

“Please, Dad?”

“They’re not cheap either.”

“I’ll use them Dad, I promise. You’ll see.”

Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.

From the corner of the store he heard his son yell, “What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?!”

 

Joke #18508

Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit. As we walked in, our son asked if we’d like a cold drink. Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, “Yes, what do you have?”

He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and replied, “I have pickle juice or water.”

 

Joke #18500

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.

The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and the youngster was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.

“What bus should I take home?”

 

Joke #13151

A son asked her father, Hey, Pop, can I have 10 bucks to buy a skateboard?”

The father replied, “No!  Look, Johnny, you should try to use your brains to raise the 10 dollars yourself.”

About five minutes later the lad returned and said, “Well, I raised the 10 dollars.”

The father asked, “How?”

The youngster smiled and said, “I asked Mom for it.”