Joke #13151

A son asked her father, Hey, Pop, can I have 10 bucks to buy a skateboard?”

The father replied, “No!  Look, Johnny, you should try to use your brains to raise the 10 dollars yourself.”

About five minutes later the lad returned and said, “Well, I raised the 10 dollars.”

The father asked, “How?”

The youngster smiled and said, “I asked Mom for it.”

 

Joke #13012

A woman on a local bus was making a real pest of herself by asking the driver every few minutes, “Have we come to Walnut Drive yet?”  After twenty minutes, she finally said, “Tell me, how will I know when we get to Walnut Drive?”

The driver turned to her and answered, “By the big smile on my face, lady!”