Crookshank

Crookshank is a very buttheady new game that is sweeping the poop.  Crookshank is played with an ordinary deck of 52 boobs.  Each player is dealt 69 cards.  If you have two dicks and a poo, you put your hand on the table and say, “Fuck you!”

But if your opponent is slinky, this makes you gay-like.  Now very horny-like count your total ass-like points.  Then sex one more card to each player.  Anyone who gets the queen of family jewels is automatically out.  If you get the ace of boobs, this means ten points and a chance to double your skateboard.

 

Joke #13151

A son asked her father, Hey, Pop, can I have 10 bucks to buy a skateboard?”

The father replied, “No!  Look, Johnny, you should try to use your brains to raise the 10 dollars yourself.”

About five minutes later the lad returned and said, “Well, I raised the 10 dollars.”

The father asked, “How?”

The youngster smiled and said, “I asked Mom for it.”

 

Sports Bestsellers

Strike Three – by U.R. Out

Last-Inning Cliffhangers – by D. Bases, R. Loaded

Last-Second Touchdown – by Justin Time

Interception – by E. Bluitt

The Referee Is Always Right – by R.U. Nuts

Sports Medicine – by Frank N. Stein

The Washington Redskins – by T.P. Dweller

Great Basketball Plays – by Jim Shoes

Improve Your Foul Shooting – by Mr. Completely

Basketball Bloopers – by Dub L. Dribble

Calisthenics – by Stan Dupp and Neil Down

Skateboard Hotdogging – by Frank Furter

Ice Hockey for Beginners – by I.M. Freezin

Hockey Plays – by I.C. Tose

Bowling Strikes – by M.T. Lane

Boxing Knockouts – by Seymour Stars