Joke #12644

SON: “When you were in school, Dad, did you participate in any sports?”

FATHER: “Track was my best sport.  I’ll never forget the day I ran the hundred-yard dash in only seven seconds.  And if I ever catch the guy who put those bees in my shorts, I’ll kill him!”

 

All Runners are Athletes

All runners are athletes
Leroy is a runner
Leroy is an athlete

All runners are athletes
Lucia is not an athlete
Lucia is not a runner

All runners are athletes
Linda is an athlete
Linda might be a runner or she might not be

All runners are athletes
Larry is not a runner
Larry might be an athlete or he might not be