Joke #18590

The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day I dodged potholes on the way to work, so I was relieved to see a construction crew working on the road one morning.

Later, on my way home, I noticed the men were gone and no improvement in the road. But where the crew had been working stood a new, bright-yellow sign with the words “Rough Road.”

 

Joke #12774

A movie star returned to his boyhood home for the first time since he became famous.  “I guess everyone around here talks a lot about me,” the star said to the mayor.

“That’s right,” agreed the mayor.  “You’re so famous we even put a sign in front of your old house.”

The movie star beamed.  “Really?” he exclaimed.  “What does the sign say?”

Smiling broadly, the mayor replied, “It says Stop!”

 

Joke #10718

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Another version of this joke:

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Because the chicken retired.

Another version of this joke:

Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.