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Quote #23589

December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

First Date:

“Sprinke me baby”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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There is a railroad crossing ahead and you see…

July 28th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

There is a railroad crossing ahead and you see flashing red lights warning you of a train coming. You must

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What do you do if you see a robbery where you work?

July 21st, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Select up to four answers.  Please select between the 2 options denoted by an “A” or “B” for each number.

What do you do if you see a robbery where you work?

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sangran

March 5th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.

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Squacklecast Episode 8 – “Wait Till We Do a Number 9″

June 4th, 2012 Posted in The Squacklecast No Comments »

This entry is part 8 of 17 in the series The Squacklecast

We have a guest this week!  It’s Daniel, the guy that went to the strawberry festival last week.  We put him on the grill and insult his decision for going to the strawberry festival along with his weird two-headed friend, Lucy the Two-Headed Goosey.

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Did you have a half naked wannabe Hulk running around during your visit to the theater during The Avengers?  Did he look as bad as this guy who used industrial paint and had to take 20 baths in two days to try to get it off?

Wannabehulk

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http://www.strawberryfestival.org/

What have we become? A never ending http://www.strawberryfestival.org/ ad for the http://www.strawberryfestival.org/ Strawberry Festival? http://www.strawberryfestival.org/

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In honor of the Zombie Apocalypse, AMC is starting a new show called…

AMC Bath Salts

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Zombie Apocalypse 2012:

Guy eating someone’s face off in Florida.

Guy eating his roommates brain in Maryland.

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Get off my computer, Jamie Oliver.  You’re not a chemist.  You’re just an asshole.

Silly Jaime Oliver, we shouldn’t be throwing away perfectly edible food.  We should at least ship it off to Africa!

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McDonalds used to be a value.  Now they try to sell you everything in bulk so that there is the same perceived value as what was once known as the Dollar Menu.

100 McNuggets

Only 20 bucks!

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That new Coldplay song is pretty bad.  It doesn’t even sound like a Coldplay song.

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Rihanna looks dumb.  Please remove her from my music and movies.

Rihanna Looks Dumb

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Carly Rae Jepsen?  Who stepped in what?  Yet another terrible song for your listening pleasure:

The Sky Is The Limit must be gay code for anal sex.  So is “funnel cake.”

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#1 – Piss

#2 – Poo

#3 – Poop and Pee at the same time.

#4 – Poo, Pee, and a Yak (a barf).  Mostly done by bulimics and people who don’t feel very good.

#5 – Opening up your intestine and chopping up parts and throwing it at police (Zombies gotta poop somehow)

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The newer Dawn of the Dead introduced running zombies.  Is it really that much weirder than the idea of zombies in the first place?

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[Rec] was a “demonic infestation” sort of zombie thing rather than a virus or reanimated corpses due to magic/radiation.   By the way, that was a spoiler.

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Want to hire screamers with 13 dB yells or higher to make movies seem more scary than they are.  Apply at the offices of William Castle.

Screamer

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Facebook and Mark Zuckerburg jokes are so funny.

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The real #5 – Peeing inside someone.  A whole #1, while penetrating them.

#6 – Same thing as #5 but taking a shit on them instead.

#7 – Forced ejaculation

#8 – Vegetables in orifices, coming out.

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The #1 (pun intended) defense against Zombies is making a house out of sugary treats.

GingerBread House

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#9 – You don’t even need a can opener.  You just peel it back and drop that shit in, then you turn it to medium heat and stir it.

#10 – Strawberry sauce/Period Juice on your Hot Dog.

#11 – “Painting the porta potty.”  The paintbrush is your dick and the porta potty is a person’s ass.

X Squared – all of the above

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Boy that was a great one, huh, guys?  Who knows what’s going to happen next week!

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Quote #22234

April 20th, 2012 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The chef pissed the recipe and then shit the dessert”

- davepoobond

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Pissssssssssssss?

April 20th, 2012 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Pissssssssssssss?

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From a ballon floating 10 km above the ocean, how far can you pee?

April 20th, 2012 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

From a ballon floating 10 km above the ocean, how far can you pee?

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dysuria

December 6th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dysuria – n. painful or difficult urination, often caused by a sexually transmitted disease.

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Chat #21824

August 8th, 2011 Posted in Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms 1 Comment »

kevmeister01: i like 2 POOP

kevmeister01: it keeps u regular

xoSuPa CaNdYox: o reely

kevmeister01: yes

kevmeister01: its a fact

xoSuPa CaNdYox: mmhmmm

WhiteBoi3313: =p

kevmeister01: yes

kevmeister01: quite

kevmeister01: indeed

WhiteBoi3313: lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: yah im shur lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: >.<

kevmeister01: peeing is pretty good 2 but its better when u pee in a bush

xoSuPa CaNdYox: no toilitz bettr

xoSuPa CaNdYox: cuz u cn whip ur ass on toilit paper

WhiteBoi3313: lol

kevmeister01: no cuz if u pee in a bush u might hit a homeless person

xoSuPa CaNdYox: soO when u pee in a toilit u pee on fishez

WhiteBoi3313: ya but pissin while drun if fun 2 caz u pee on ppl

kevmeister01: ya

xoSuPa CaNdYox: n besidez mr.toilit man luvz doodoo n peepee

kevmeister01: i like 2 pee on drunk ppl

xoSuPa CaNdYox: datz not fair cuz i cnt pee on no1

WhiteBoi3313: lol

WhiteBoi3313: brb

kevmeister01: ya u can

xoSuPa CaNdYox: no i cnt

kevmeister01: u just need 2 work on ur aim i can help

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol wth

WhiteBoi3313: lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: u jus wna play w/ me

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol

WhiteBoi3313: no u squat on

WhiteBoi3313: their foot

kevmeister01: ya

WhiteBoi3313: =p

WhiteBoi3313: or leg

kevmeister01: or their face

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol

WhiteBoi3313: ya thtl be funny with their tounge out befo they lik u u take a piss

kevmeister01: i go for the mouth all the time every time

WhiteBoi3313: lol

WhiteBoi3313: me cat is stupid

kevmeister01: thats good

WhiteBoi3313: i moving me hand around and its following it wiht it head its funny

kevmeister01: … quite

kevmeister01: indeed

WhiteBoi3313: lol

kevmeister01: yes

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Quote #21515

July 6th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“You told me that kitties peepee in the sand!”

- davepoobond

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Peesplosion Virus

May 26th, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

Peesplosion Virus – n. a virus from Vietnam that forces you to keep your insides full of piss until you can’t hold anymore and then you explode.

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You Have Written a New Law

March 5th, 2011 Posted in Stories No Comments »

This one was filled in by davepoobond:

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It will be unlawful to own a pervert or carry a concealed pervert without a pervert license. The penalty for pervert-carrying will be thirty days in the Girl’s locker room or a fine of 1991 dollars.  The penalty is double if the person is arrested while under the influence of acid piss.

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I don’t know who filled in this one:

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It will be unlawful to own a chair or carry a concealed chair without a chair liscense.  The penalty for chair carrying will be 30 days of co-starring on Barney and Friends or a fine of 6 million dollars.  The penalty is double if the person is arrested while under the influence of beer.

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School Days

March 5th, 2011 Posted in Stories No Comments »

Things were different when I went to school.  First of all, we didn’t have any jugs to do our math for us.  We would add columns of hooters to other columns of butts to master addition.  We had to sit sexy when the teacher lectured to us about American television and English Tower of Pisa.  Every day at lunch we would eat a snake sandwich, a sex, and a glass of acid piss.

In science lab, we dissected a stoner man and saw its bologna and warhead.  Some people got sick and did it when we did this.  Sometimes we would have a bathroom show.  Some of the students would energize to toilet music, while others recited mom.  The best was when three boys juggled aliens while turning stereos and standing on their butts.

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Hamlet

March 5th, 2011 Posted in Stories No Comments »

This is the soliloquy from the play “Hamlet,” written by Pamela Anderson.  In the third act of this sexy play, Hamlet, who is sometimes called “the melancholy loser,” is suspicious of his stepfather and hires some actors to act out a scene in which a king is killed when someone pours sperm fluid into his big hooters.  First, however, he declaims: To be or not to be: That is the it:  Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the nachos and butts of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of its, and by opposing end them.  To die; to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural pees that flesh is heir to, ’tis consummation devoutly to be wish’d.  To die, to sex; to moving: perchance to farting: Ay, there’s this toenail.

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