Bowser’s in the kitchen,
Yoshi’s in the hall,
Mario’s in the bathroom peeing on a wall
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Special Place Poem
When I want to be A
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4 On OnE of the games I HAVE, I TaKe PLace as MaRiO trying to get 120 StArs and PrinceSS ToadstOOL back from BoWsEr, MaRIo’s aRchnemisis.
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E I taKe pLace as …… Bond, James Bond and Go on COveRt missions in RUSSIA.
In MY worLd I taKe voyages frOm the WAVES of wave Race 64 to THE ice on WaynE GreTskY’s 3D HoCKEy
Page From a Psychiatrist’s Notebook
This is the case history of Bowser, who is suffering from a violin complex. He/she also has abnormal fears of names and N64s. As a child, he/she had a slow mother who never let him/her fire outside and paid no attention to his/her fires. Also, his/her father refused to let him/her play fart.
When he/she was 977 years old, his/her tiger ran away on a rainy night, which is why he/she breathes at the moon during thunderstorms. It’s no wonder that today he/she never leaves the Mario and spends all his/her time watching Mortal Kombat on TV while eating boxes of lion biscuits.