No doubt about it, the new temp didn’t have a clue about computers. Since part of her job was directing calls to our technical support department, I gave her simple instructions: “When people call with computer problems, always ask which operating system they’re using — Windows, Macintosh or UNIX.”
Later, she handed a technician this phone message…”Call immediately. Customer has problem with eunuchs.”
Using a new painting program on my computer, I managed to come up with a very credible still life of fruit.
I made a color printout and sent it to my daughter, a graphic designer. She called when it arrived. “Isn’t it good?” I asked.
She chuckled, and in a tone that echoed mine from years ago, replied, “Mom, it’s beautiful. We put it on the refrigerator.”
Q: What do ghosts like best about computers?
A: Spreadsheets.
Q: What movie tells about a computer abandoned by his parents?
A: “Ohm Alone.”
Q: What happened to the computer that stayed out in the cold too long?
A: It got frostbyte.
Q: What do you call a Macintosh that falls off a table?
A: Apple turnover.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: “This won’t hurt a byte.”
Q: When should you take your computer to the doctor?
A: When it loses its memory.
“I am compelled to get a new computer, my computer is so old”
– davepoobond
“The quaint computer is over 3 years old. Its an antique”
– davepoobond
Written in the profile field “Computers:”
“This piece of poop in front of me”
– from the internet
Written in the profile field “Computers:”
“peice of card board”
– from the internet
Written in the profile field “Computers:”
“Nope. I poop too much to spend time on the computer.”
– from the internet
Written in the profile field “Computers:”
“shut up u boot knocka”
– from the internet
Written in the profile field “Computers:”
“some gay box”
– from the internet