“If ur rockin a cat in ur pic….ur gay…hahah k sooo…hmmmmmmmmmmm..are u .down with the thickness???? i looooooove white guys!!!!!and jokes:)!!!
What kind of shoes does a theif wear?! ………SNEAKErS!!! Get it?! Lmfao. I knoo that one is killin yuh right now ;)”

- from a girl’s dating profile

Tags: cat, dating, girl, profile

Tags: cat, caturday

Tagged People: Jesus Christ

Tags: cake, cat, caturday

Unholytank: my cat pastway last night

Zanbon: this is awkward

Zanbon: my cat died last night too

Zanbon: he was in the car whenmy mom’s car ran off the road and crashed into that tree

Zanbon: wow is all i have left

Tags: car, cat, World of Warcraft

Tagged People: Unholytank, Zanbon

Tags: alcohol, cat, caturday

Tags: cat, caturday

Tagged People: Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin

Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur form.

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This form was submitted:  Jun 11 2005 / 19:04:05

name = Cat
song = lets all get to geatter and kill barney hang him from a tree

Tags: Barney, cat, dinosaur

Tagged People: Cat

kevmeister01: i like 2 POOP

kevmeister01: it keeps u regular

xoSuPa CaNdYox: o reely

kevmeister01: yes

kevmeister01: its a fact

xoSuPa CaNdYox: mmhmmm

WhiteBoi3313: =p

kevmeister01: yes

kevmeister01: quite

kevmeister01: indeed

WhiteBoi3313: lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: yah im shur lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: >.<

kevmeister01: peeing is pretty good 2 but its better when u pee in a bush

xoSuPa CaNdYox: no toilitz bettr

xoSuPa CaNdYox: cuz u cn whip ur ass on toilit paper

WhiteBoi3313: lol

kevmeister01: no cuz if u pee in a bush u might hit a homeless person

xoSuPa CaNdYox: soO when u pee in a toilit u pee on fishez

WhiteBoi3313: ya but pissin while drun if fun 2 caz u pee on ppl

kevmeister01: ya

xoSuPa CaNdYox: n besidez mr.toilit man luvz doodoo n peepee

kevmeister01: i like 2 pee on drunk ppl

xoSuPa CaNdYox: datz not fair cuz i cnt pee on no1

WhiteBoi3313: lol

WhiteBoi3313: brb

kevmeister01: ya u can

xoSuPa CaNdYox: no i cnt

kevmeister01: u just need 2 work on ur aim i can help

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol wth

WhiteBoi3313: lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: u jus wna play w/ me

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol

WhiteBoi3313: no u squat on

WhiteBoi3313: their foot

kevmeister01: ya

WhiteBoi3313: =p

WhiteBoi3313: or leg

kevmeister01: or their face

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol

WhiteBoi3313: ya thtl be funny with their tounge out befo they lik u u take a piss

kevmeister01: i go for the mouth all the time every time

WhiteBoi3313: lol

WhiteBoi3313: me cat is stupid

kevmeister01: thats good

WhiteBoi3313: i moving me hand around and its following it wiht it head its funny

kevmeister01: … quite

kevmeister01: indeed

WhiteBoi3313: lol

kevmeister01: yes

Tags: cat, fish, homeless person, piss, poop, toilet

Tagged People: kevmeister01, WhiteBoi3313, xoSuPa CaNdYox

“You told me that kitties peepee in the sand!”

- davepoobond

Tags: A DPB Tag, cat, piss, sand

Tagged People: davepoobond

Q: Why was the cat such a sourpuss?

A: Because he ate too many lemons.

Tags: cat, lemon

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? (The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. Don’t EVEN think of going there!) So I now present for you….

*Things NOT To Say When Hanging The Christmas Lights*

- “You’ve got two red lights right next to each other.  You’re supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue…”

- “Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try.”

- “What on earth do you do to these lights when you put them away every year? Tie them in knots?”

- “Come away from that aluminum ladder, kids. I’m going to fry that sucker.”

- “If you’re not going to do it right, don’t do it at all.  Don’t just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You’re worse than your father.”

- “Give me that!!”

- “You’ve got the whole thing on the tree upside-down. The electric pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top.”

- “I don’t care if you have found another two strings, I’m done!”

- “You’ve just wound ‘em around and around – I thought we agreed it shouldn’t look like a spiral this year?”

- “Have you been drinking?!!?”

- “Okaaay! Looks like we’re *finally* done here now. Not too shabby huh? Hey….wait a minute, where’s the cat?”

Tags: blue, cat, Christmas, green, holiday stuff, ladder, red, tree, yellow

“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year old son.

“Bob,” he said.

“And what’s your cat’s name?”

“Bob.”

“Well, how do you keep them straight?” I asked.

“Well, one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker,” the boy answered.

“Go ahead and tell him your rabbit’s name,” his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said… “Dennis Hopper.”

Tags: cat, dog, father, rabbit

Tagged People: Bob Barker, Dennis Hopper

SCIENCE TEACHER: “Can cats see better at night?”

CLASS CLOWN: “Yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight.”

Tags: cat, flashlight, science teacher

PATIENT: “Thanks to your help, I no longer think I’m a kitty cat.  How can I ever repay you?”

DOCTOR: “Well, for starters, you can take that ball of string out of your mouth.”

Tags: cat, doctor, mouth, patient, string

A man walked into a laundry run by cats.

“Excuse me,” said the man to the cat in charge, “but can you get this milk stain out?”

“Don’t worry,” said the cat, “we’ll have it licked in a minute.”

Tags: cat, clothing, milk