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Joke #5295

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There is a blonde and a brunette that own a ranch and it is going to be sold if they can’t increase the cow herd.

The brunette goes to find a bull for the herd and tells the blonde she will fax her so the blonde can take the truck, hitch it to the trailer and come get the bull.

The brunette takes $60 and goes to a neighboring ranch. She finds a bull and pays $59 for it. Then she goes and tries to send a fax, but the cost is $.99 per word.

The brunette thinks a minute and then says to send the word “comfortable”.

The operator looks at the brunette funny, so she says ” Don’t worry, my sisters a blonde so she’ll read it slow”

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Joke #5294

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A skyscaper is on fire, there are three people on the top of the building, waiting to be rescued; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.

There are people standing on the streets holding out a blanket and asking them to jump.

The brunette jumped and they moved the blanket away. She fell to her death.

The crowds were asking the redhead to jump but she said no.

“Don’t worry, we all hate brunettes and love redheads.”

She believed it and jumped, and again, they moved the blanket and she fell to her death.

The blonde quickly shouted, “okay, I will jump but only on one condition. You all must put the blanket on the floor and back off 10 meteres, then I will jump!”

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Joke #5288

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There’s a blonde, brunette, and a redhead all stranded on an island.

They are about 30 miles from land, and the brunette bets the redhead and blonde she could swim to land first, and if she didn’t, then she’d pay them both $100.

Well they all started swimming, and 10 miles into the swim, the redhead became tired and drowns.

The blonde and brunette continued, and about 2 miles from shore the blonde became tired, turned around and went back.

The brunette, just turned around and said what a dumbass, and never heard from the blonde again.

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Joke #5274

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There is a brunette, redhead, and a blonde being held captive and they are going to be executed. They bring out the brunette and say, “Any last words?” She replied, “No.” The guys with the guns said, “Ready aim…”

“TORNADO,” yells the brunette. Everyone ducked and she ran away.  Then they bring out the redhead. “Any last words?” they asked. “No,” she replied. “Ready aim…”

“EARTHQUAKE,” yelled the redhead. They all ducked and she ran away.  Lastly, they bring out the blonde. “Any last words?” asked the firing squad. “No,” the blonde said. “Ready aim…..”

And the blonde screams, “FIRE!!!!!!”

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Joke #5272

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There are three girls going on a long car trip in the desert.

One has brown hair, one is a redhead, and other is a blonde. All of a sudden the car stops.

“Darn, it won’t start!” exclaims the brown haired girl.

“Okay, we’ll just have to walk across the desert to get help,” says the redhead, “So, bring anything that is necessary for survival.”

The brunette brings some water in a big bottle. The redhead bring a hand held fan, and the blonde goes over to the car and rips off the car door.

As they are walking the girls dcide to stop to take a break.

The brunette drinks some water, and the redhead turns on the little fan. The blonde rolls down the car window and says, “Ahh, now that’s better!”

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Joke #5271

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There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 6 o’ clock news. The top story was about a man on top of the Rose Hotel threatening to jump.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, “I bet you $50 he is going to jump.”

The blonde says, “Okay, then I’ll bet he won’t.”

Sure enough, the man jumped.

When the blonde paid the brunett the brunette says, “I’m sorry but I can’t accept your money.” The blonde replies, “Sure you can. It was a fair bet, you won.” Then the brunette says, “No, I saw the 5 o’ clock news and I already knew what was going to happen.”

Then the blonde says, “Well, I saw the 5 o’ clock news too and I was sure he wouldn’t jump again!”

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Joke #5265

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There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they are running from the police. They run into an alley.

The brunette jumps into a box, the redhead jumps behind a trash can and the blonde jumps into an old potato sack.

The cops come down the alley. They kick the box and the brunette goes “ARF ARF!!” “oh, it’s just an old dog.” the policeman says.

Then they kick the trash can and the redhead goes “MEOW!!” “oh, it’s just an old cat” the policman says.

Then they kick the potato sack and the blonde yells “POTATO POTATO POTATO!!!!!”