suha – n. an empty bottle of hand sanitizer. So sad.
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::Girl is holding a large bottle of water::
“This is the National Whatever Drink of The Baseball!”
– a customer at davepoobond’s job
neve – v. to use white-out to cover the white-out bottle with its own white out
Q: What did the mad scientist say to Igor when he dropped the bottle of gray matter?
A: “You scatterbrain!”
“I want a big bottle of glucose”
::throws a bottle::
“oooh that was really bad”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Hello honey. Can you pick up a box of cereal and 2 liter bottle of pepsi on the way home? Thanks..”
– from the Internet
I don’t trust the physician my husband goes to. When the doctor gives him a shot, it comes out of a bottle.
amex – n. a liter bottle of bubble solution
Now everyone HAS to know how they do it. It’s SO simple. You know what Milk does right? And what does Kix, the cereal, does? They make people GROW right? So, all they have to do is make the opposite of Milk and Kix. They make a formula called Mlik and Punchz. Mlik and Punchz are the opposite of Milk and Kix and they help things Shrink. They feed a ship Mlik and Punchz and the ship shrinks. They then take the ship, wash the poop deck with shit with a sailor who was also shrunk with the ship and they shove the ship and the sailor into a bottle and cork it up. Now the sailor cleans the ship forever in that bottle. How could you not KNOW this?