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asseblief

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

asseblief – v. to pick up a piece of hair and put it in a toilet

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assdouche

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

assdouche – v. to flush out the contents of the anal cavity.

Ex. You stupid assdouche.

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Ass Coconutism

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Ass Coconutism – n. a disease in which one has only a single butt cheek shaped like a coconut and shit comes out the underneath of the one butt cheek.

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Ass Coconut

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Ass Coconut – n. one who was born with a disease called Ass Coconutism. <see Ass Coconutism>

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assbubble

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

assbubble – n. a bubble in beetween your buttcheeks that feels like a piece of poop, but ends up being a hard-to-push-out fart

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assbag

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assbag – n. a bag full of ass things

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ass

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

ass – n. the best smelling part of Sharon Turner, also the best looking and best tasting part of Sharon Turner

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asqueda

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

asqueda – n. printer paper that was dunked in hydrochloric acid on more than one occasion.

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ASQGAFM

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

ASQGAFM – Acronym. acronym for Ask Stupid Questions, Get Answers From Me!

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aspgly

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aspgly – v. to have sex in the snow

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asnewesoo

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

asnewesoo – Contraction, adj. short for “as new as Grandma Sue”

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asitopti

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

asitopti – adj. to need to take a piss as soon as a playboy-oriented show comes on

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asitop

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

asitop – v. to practice karate against your shadow

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ashwinder

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

ashwinder – n. created when a magical fire is allowed to burn unchecked for too long. Lives only an hour, gives off instense heat <see magical fire>

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ashuvu

August 8, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

ashuvu – v. to burp through your ears

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