asseblief – v. to pick up a piece of hair and put it in a toilet
assdouche
assdouche – v. to flush out the contents of the anal cavity.
Ex. You stupid assdouche.
Ass Coconutism
Ass Coconutism – n. a disease in which one has only a single butt cheek shaped like a coconut and shit comes out the underneath of the one butt cheek.
Ass Coconut
Ass Coconut – n. one who was born with a disease called Ass Coconutism. <see Ass Coconutism>
assbubble
assbubble – n. a bubble in beetween your buttcheeks that feels like a piece of poop, but ends up being a hard-to-push-out fart
assbag
assbag – n. a bag full of ass things
ass
ass – n. the best smelling part of Sharon Turner, also the best looking and best tasting part of Sharon Turner
asqueda
asqueda – n. printer paper that was dunked in hydrochloric acid on more than one occasion.
ASQGAFM
ASQGAFM – Acronym. acronym for Ask Stupid Questions, Get Answers From Me!
aspgly
aspgly – v. to have sex in the snow
asnewesoo
asnewesoo – Contraction, adj. short for “as new as Grandma Sue”
asitopti
asitopti – adj. to need to take a piss as soon as a playboy-oriented show comes on
asitop
asitop – v. to practice karate against your shadow
ashwinder
ashwinder – n. created when a magical fire is allowed to burn unchecked for too long. Lives only an hour, gives off instense heat <see magical fire>
ashuvu
ashuvu – v. to burp through your ears