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How much would a woodchuck fuck if…

August 3rd, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz | No Comments »

How much would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck would fuck wood?

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Quote #23365

August 3rd, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

sisterpoobond: Why do you always close my door?

davepoobond: Cause I don’t like seeing you.

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The Number Poem

August 3rd, 2013 Posted in (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

1776
1492
1865
1964
1975
2001
1984
1898
1945
1918
1229
1812

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International Magicians Society – Commercial

July 31st, 2013 Posted in Commercials, Squackle Broadcasting Company | No Comments »

SHANE DURTON
Hello magic fans.  I’m here with Jig Reed and Croy Thompson, and their white tigers…

(Jig Reed and Croy Thompson are having sex with their tigers and smoking cocaine with them.)

SHANE DURTON
…to tell you about the International Magicians society.
Yes, it is actually a real organization in which all magicians must
become a part of once they graduate from Magic School.

(Jig and Croy are licking their tiger’s balls)

SHANE DURTON
Yes, you get many benefits, like Free Jungle Sex w/White Tigers.
If you are a magician and you’re not in the International Magician Society,
we will send you death threats until you do!

(Jig is face down on the floor, and a tiger is sitting on top of him)

SHANE DURTON
As a part of the IMS, you must take the vow of never revealing the secrets
behind magic tricks.  If you do, we’ll kill you by submerging you in a tank full of water,
handcuff you, and lock the tank.  And you won’t be able to get out the way you usually can that I’m  not gonna say!
Now, its time for me to get some tiger lovin’, so if you’ll excuse me…

(Shane Durton is pounced by a tiger, and they start licking each other)

SHANE DURTON
Oh God, YES!

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The Grand Spa

July 30th, 2013 Posted in (C) Serious Poems, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

Physical.

Mental.

Spiritual.

 

The Grand Spa
awaits you at the end of the Studio Walk
just before
the Grand Pool

Dust of yesterdays,
Leave me now and let me breathe.
I am water — yes.

Come vist,
The Grand Spa
Haven’t you waited for
this long enough?

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Quote #23356

July 30th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“$13 Billion + California public schools = A good thing.”

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Quote #23352

July 30th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“En la manana, tengo dos testiculos, ahora tengo uno.”

- davepoobond

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Quote #23351

July 29th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

“Though various female characters are portrayed poorly throughout the novel, the author also portrays males poorly.  This male bashing, in addition to the slwdevin, of females, whites, and blacks in general, show that humca nature can often be cruel and corrupted.”

- found at davepoobond’s high school

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Your friends tell you how much they love you. What do you do?

July 29th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz | No Comments »

Your friends tell you how much they love you. What do you do?

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The speed limit in an alley is…

July 29th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz | No Comments »

The speed limit in an alley is...

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You just rear-ended the car in front of you. You were probably:

July 29th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz | No Comments »

You just rear-ended the car in front of you. You were probably:

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When should you use your headlights?

July 29th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz | No Comments »

When should you use your headlights?

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When can you merge into a bike lane for a right turn?

July 29th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz | No Comments »

When can you merge into a bike lane for a right turn?

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The speed limit in a school zone is…

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If you are being tailgated, you should:

July 29th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz | No Comments »

If you are being tailgated, you should:

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