Bad Submission #24759

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name = black people can kick any white persons ass because white bitches cant fight
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qjoke = i aint got no jokes i jus wanna let u no i wish every white person would die u bitches!!! did yall notice that white girls luv sucking black dick and most hookers and crackheads are white and y dont white people have ases and all whites r anerexic FUCK ALL WHITE BITCHES!!!!!! I COULD BEAT ALL YA ASSES

 

FullMetal Alchemist Jingle Bells

Running from Winry
She’s got her wrench in hand
Is Alphonse human
He needs to understand
Edward is not small Although many don’t know
That the fact our favorite dude will continue to grow

Chorus:
Oh Wrath rebels
Gluttony smells
But Roy does smell worse
And if you call Ed Elric small
At you he sure will curse

Ed Gets mad
When Al says
Things about their dad
And there’s the fact
Roy Mustang is a pervert
Just a tad

Al finally clocked Ed
In episode 23
He was really mad
That we all could see

Oh I wish that
Hughes was still alive
Cause there is the sad fact
He died in episode 25

Chorus

 

Bad Submission #24754

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name = OHH YEAH I LUV SEX AND IM ONLY 11 YRS OLD
email = please email me if u want hardcore sex
use_email = yes
qjoke = ddddddddddddgshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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JNBSXJNZC,JNAK\XNVMJHCNBDSXKVLHCBEDKXBJVNC kinkyIHFDSHKBCDSXKJZDFXZstiffyHDSLHF,UK\HEDHvaginaJSDHFUIDSHUFHDSperiodHJSHFJKLSAHD.JHFCKJDSFHup the arseOJHDSKJDKSBFJBDSKZJBFHJASDFJVBDJSFVBDSFHBDJSBBCDSFJHC  by the way i had a boney whilst doing this
(a stiff dick) and i wanked 10 mins later and im only 11 yrs old and i cummed under my pillow   oooohhh yeeaahhhh by the way 2 if you like porn here are sum websites

thanks for reading

 

Bad Submission #24753

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24745

(Verse 1: Tune of The Old Gray Mare)

Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Greasy, grimy gopher guts
Barney’s made of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
And his friends do stink!
P-U!

(Verse 2: Tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Barney is an awful singer
His voice is painful like a stinger
He must go on Jerry Springer
And there he’ll be disgraced!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY..