UPDATE December 24, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  Ok, I put up the chat room i promised.  I’ll put more up that are different types probably later……if i find other ones….anyway…uh…merry christmas…..hope you get some cool….stuff…

Donkmaster:  I am the almighty Donkmaster-

dAvE bOnD:  Ah, shut up….


UPDATE December 23, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  I put up the censored version of DBC, and i also put up a warning before you get into the original DBC.  I put up America’s Least Wanted a while ago and didnt say it in the update, so….i did.  Its at DBC.  Go look at it if you like.  I also put up some song that is dissing britney spears that has been going around in emails.  So, i put it up.  If the person that made the song doesn’t want it up, here’s my reply:  TOUGH!


UPDATE December 18, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  I put up DBC.  If your lucky visitor number 400, email me, and i’ll give you something cool.

elmoisfurry:  I’m still making the song “Enter Peaman” going to the song by Metallica “Enter Sandman.”  I’m still taking pictures


UPDATE December 17, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  Yay!  We have our newzletter up!  Sign up for it and as time goes on you’ll get notified of the updates that the site has gotten that day and what will go up, before anybody else that doesn’t have the newzletter will know.  I’m going to try to upload some pictures, but I’ll have to see how that goes.  Check the pictures section to see if some stuff goes up.

stimpyismyname: My dad gave me this old microwave. I took it apart and made a phaser, like on Star Trek, only bigger. I tested it on my brother, now he’s lying on the floor, not moving, and his heads getting bigger. HELP!!!


UPDATE December 16, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  I put up some more links on stimpyismyname’s links, and i added to the boy bands article i wrote for the screwed up chronicles.  There isnt really anything else going on….

elmoisfurry:  im gonna be putting up some pics for tha screwed up chroncles and for another thing in about a week or two. im almost finished with them. all i have to say is……………………POO PIES


UPDATE December 12, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  sometimes stimpyismyname surprises me by adding a new page without telling me….he’s done this more than 4 times already.  So, i linked it.  Its a game that angelfire has.  For some reason, the one on the site, you are invincible.  So, it gets sorta stupid after a while, and i made the table into 2 columns so that it is easier…or somethin…there is a new part of the site called “The Screwed Up Chronicles.” The title might change, but its a bunch of things that are screwed up.  It’ll get bigger as time goes on and we think of more screwed up thingys to put there.  You could say that it’s out political view for some stuff we put there. So…um…..ok bye


UPDATE December 6, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  There is a new member coming to work for Squackle!  His name is Donkmaster.  Say hi, Donkmaster

Donkmaster:  I am the almighty Donkmaster, you must bow down to me as i walk past you, as i hold up my iron fist of power and-

dAvE bOnD (pushing Donkmaster onto the floor):  Ok, that’s enough.  That’s all for today.  Sign the guestbook!  NOW!  CLICK ON IT!

Donkmaster:  But!



UPDATE December 5, 1999

dAvE bOnD: I put up my song, The Yogurt Song. Its stupid, and doesn’t go to any song at all. It may be made again by me or someone else, but most likely longer and to a real song. Oh well. I put up what i have of Stussy4220’s story. I still dont know the title. And i uploaded a picture of the main character. Take a look at it if you want.


UPDATE December 4, 1999

dAvE bOnD: Well, i made up my mind. I’m gonna put DBC up. It stands for David Broadcasting Company. I’m gonna start working on it, but i’ll only start putting it up when we get 400 visits, so tell your friends to come to the site and have them tell their friends and your friends tell their friends to tell their friends and so on. That’ll be really kool if you guys did. I made some font size adjustments to all the pages, not that you might care. I’m gonna put a chat, a newzletter, and some more stuff up sooner or later. A lot more is on the way, hopefully. Here’s our new guestbook click here or click on the link in the table to the guestbook, then click sign guestbook.


UPDATE December 1, 1999

Stimpyismyname: Hey STIMPY is MY name! What’s yours? E-mail me about that. I’m lonely… I made another page! I didn’t put it on that table thing ’cause someone will probably delete it anyw-

dAvE bOnD: I put it on da table

Stimpyismyname: yeah, well Here it is anyway… THE GREATEST THING STIMPYISMYNAME COULD EVER MAKE

Note: Its on da table as Point Of Not Returning