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Jingle Bells Song #21904

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells
Santa smells
Easter’s on its way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a beat up Chevrolet!

(Repeat x1)

Dashing down the road
In a beat up Chevrolet
Down the street we go
Gasping all the way

Horns on traffic go
Engine smoking thick
What fun it is to drive and make
People get real sick, oooooh

(Chorus x2)

Now my time’s not right
What a real sad sight
Motor’s blown some oil
Making my blood boil

Rods and pistons gone
What a horrible funk
Because I owe JD Byrider
Five grand for this piece of junk…oooooh

(Chorus x1)

Jingle Bells
Byrider smells
Creditors on their way
Because I owe $5000 bucks
On this beat up Chevrolet!!!

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Jingle Bells Song #21902

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!

Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore

O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times

I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!

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Jingle Bells Song #21901

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow

On a pair of broken skis

Over the snow I go

Getting stung by bees

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN DAMN

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Jingle Bells Song #21900

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Bowser’s in the kitchen,

Yoshi’s in the hall,

Mario’s in the bathroom peeing on a wall

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Jingle Bells Song #21885

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle bells!

Monkey-butts smell!

Squirrels don’t lay eggs!

I know stuff and you dont so go the fuck away!

HEY!

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Jingle Bells Song #21883

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

This song is popular in the Steward School 3rd Grade class of 2000-2001.  Dashes & beats put in to show slowness.

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Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mr. Freeze cut the cheese and blew us all away!

HEY!

Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker (or Riddler)’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!

HEY!

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!

Mis-ter freeze (beat)

cut the cheese (beat)

and blew (beat)

us all (beat)

a-way…HEY!!!

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Jingle Bells Song #21882

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells

What the freaking heck?

Batmobile lost its wheel

So he hooked up with Beck

HOOOOKED UP WITH BECCCCCCCCCCK!!!

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Jingle Bells Song #21879

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Driving on the highway,
Shooting cars with snow,
“Get of the road, jerk,” I say!
When the people blow!

Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!

Pissing on the roof,
I love this thing I know,
Saying, “Whoff poff duff!
diddladiidddeli dow!”

Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!

gibidadiduddidididuuuuu!
bombabadudididdaaaaa!
bommelummetrommelummeuuuu!
I think I kill santa!

Jingle bells, jingle bells lovely chrashing cars!
Oh what fun it is to ride and give all people SARS!

THE END!

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Jingle Bells Song #21878

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle bells

Fuck me this smells,

Like a rotten leg,

Father Christmas rooted his reinders

With his wooden leg, hey!

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Jingle Bells Song #21877

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle bells Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

The Joker took it and made an omelette

Then came a comet

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Jingle Bells Song #21876

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel
and the joker got away, HEY!

(Repeat the previous verse twice)

Batman’s in the kitchen
Robins in the hall
Jokers in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!

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Jingle Bells Song #21819

July 29th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs 1 Comment »

Oh yeah oh yeah
Jingle jingle
Shake your bootie
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

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Jingle Bells Song #21818

July 29th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Riding through the snow
In an armored car today,
To Arkham house he goes,
Laughing all the way.

Isley killed a plant,
Nigma failed a test,
All Bane did was rave and rant,
And so did all the rest.

Oh,
Jingle bells,
Clayface smells,
Penguin layed an egg.
Batman got the drop on them and
Put
Them
All away!

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Jingle Bells Song #7296

September 21st, 2007 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

jingle bells,

your song smells,

they all sound the fucking same

jingle bells,

go to hell,

your site is fucking lame

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Jingle Bells Song #7295

September 21st, 2007 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Bumpidy bump bump bumpidy bump bump look at Frosty go…

dashing over Santa big rolls and all the way to the North Pole hey!!!! _ _

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