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Jingle Bells Song #24443

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow
With one broken leg
Over the hills I go
Crashing all the way

Ha ha ha

Everyone saying die
While I go flying by
I’m on my way to the hospital
While everyone says “alright!”

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Jingle Bells Song #24442

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells

Joker smells

Penguin laid an egg

Jokemobile lost its wheel

and Batman saved the day

Hey!

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Jingle Bells Song #24440

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker’s in the bathroom,
Peeing on the wall!

Joker just went number 2
in Batman’s shoe,
Robin’s in the bathroom
cleaning up the doo!

Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away!

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Jingle Bells Song #24439

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

jingle bells, rachel smell, mary laid an egg
mary-mobile lost its wheal and rachel got away HEY!

dashing through the clouds, in a two horses open air,
over the smilies we go, singing all the way, ha ha,
do do do dodo , mary is washing rachel right now, bla bla bla
bla bla.. bla bla bla bla blaaaaaaa!!!!

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Jingle Bells Song #24438

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Oh no I’m heading for the tree
As I go to stand up I realize
I have just broken my knees

The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
I spent my Christmas Eve
In a stupid hospital bed

OH
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981

Hey!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981

Hey!

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Jingle Bells Song #24437

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is gay.
The S-mobile lost a wheel
and Dancer took ballet, HEY!

Jingle Bells,
Shotgun shells,
You are fuckin’ gay.

Jingle Bells,
Go to Hell,
This is goddamn lame.

PS: u suck

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Jingle Bells Song #24435

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

911, 911
Santa Clause is dead
Rodolph took a 44
And shot him dead, HEY!

Barbie doll, Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But GI Joe
from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife, HEY!

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Jingle Bells Song #24434

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle bells

Batman smells

Robin is a faggot

Batmobile lost its wheel

and they both died like two maggots

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Jingle Bells Song #24433

November 30th, 2015 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells

Batman smells

Robin flies away

Lost his pants in France

And found them in Bombay

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Jingle Bells Song #21904

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle Bells
Santa smells
Easter’s on its way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a beat up Chevrolet!

(Repeat x1)

Dashing down the road
In a beat up Chevrolet
Down the street we go
Gasping all the way

Horns on traffic go
Engine smoking thick
What fun it is to drive and make
People get real sick, oooooh

(Chorus x2)

Now my time’s not right
What a real sad sight
Motor’s blown some oil
Making my blood boil

Rods and pistons gone
What a horrible funk
Because I owe JD Byrider
Five grand for this piece of junk…oooooh

(Chorus x1)

Jingle Bells
Byrider smells
Creditors on their way
Because I owe $5000 bucks
On this beat up Chevrolet!!!

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Jingle Bells Song #21902

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!

Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore

O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times

I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!

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Jingle Bells Song #21901

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Dashing through the snow

On a pair of broken skis

Over the snow I go

Getting stung by bees

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN DAMN

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Jingle Bells Song #21900

August 18th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Bowser’s in the kitchen,

Yoshi’s in the hall,

Mario’s in the bathroom peeing on a wall

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Jingle Bells Song #21885

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Jingle bells!

Monkey-butts smell!

Squirrels don’t lay eggs!

I know stuff and you dont so go the fuck away!

HEY!

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Jingle Bells Song #21883

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

This song is popular in the Steward School 3rd Grade class of 2000-2001.  Dashes & beats put in to show slowness.

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!
Mr. Freeze cut the cheese and blew us all away!

HEY!

Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker (or Riddler)’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall!

HEY!

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg!

Mis-ter freeze (beat)

cut the cheese (beat)

and blew (beat)

us all (beat)

a-way…HEY!!!

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