Q: What’s race car backwards?
A: Really slow.
Tags: car
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Joke #12123
June 15th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear with an ice hockey player?
A: I don’t know, but when it wants to score a goal, no one tries to stop it.
Tags: hockey, polar bear, sports joke
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Joke #12122
June 15th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Did you hear about the golf club that excluded females from its annual tournament?
A: The board of directors claimed that they were terrible drivers.
Tags: car, golf, misogyny joke, sports joke
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May 27th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the Moooovies!
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May 27th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How does a musician clean a dirty tuba?
A: With a tuba toothpaste, naturally!
Tags: instrument joke, musician, toothpaste, tuba
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May 27th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What happens to illegally parked frogs?
A: They get toad away.
Tags: car, frog, illegal, parking, toad
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
A: A phone moan.
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
A: “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How does a skeleton make calls?
A: On a bone phone!
Tags: bone, skeleton, telephone
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How does a baboon make phone calls?
A: He just monkeys around on the line!
Tags: baboon, monkey, telephone
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: How does a barber make phone calls?
A: He cuts them short.
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why was the goblin’s phone bill so high?
A: He made lots of troll calls.
Tags: bill, goblin, telephone, troll
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A: A symphony!
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why does an octopus need so many phones?
A: So it can reach out and touch someone!
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May 21st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why did Silly Sally think she was engaged?
A: Because her boyfriend said he’d give her a ring tonight!
Tags: boyfriend, engagement ring, girlfriend, telephone
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