Q: Which vegetables can’t be trusted with state secrets?
A: Leeks!
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Q: Which vegetables can’t be trusted with state secrets?
A: Leeks!
Q: Which vegetables can you buy in jewelry stores?
A: Carats, of course!
Q: Which vegetable shouldn’t be allowed to fight in Madison Square Garden?
A: Spinach — it can get creamed!
Q: Which food is essential to good music?
A: The beet!
Q: Which foods got to go to the best colleges?
A: The Grade A foods!
Q: Which Shakespearean play is about food?
A: “Taming of the Stew”!
Q: Which foods are especially good for young people?
A: The pro-teens!
Q: When is it okay to serve milk in a saucer?
A: Only when you’re serving a cat!
Q: Who cornered the spice market?
A: Herb, of course!
Q: How would you serve lion meat at a restaurant?
A: As a mane dish!
Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!
Q: Who is Foodland’s favorite cartoon character?
A: Duck Tracy, of course!
Q: Which movie actress really takes the cake?
A: Doris Day-nish!
Q: Which conqueror do all bakers like best?
A: Attila the Bun!
Q: Who was the most fruitful conqueror of all time?
A: Alexander the Grape!