Q: What happened when the grape saw into the future?
A: It started raisin a fuss.
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Q: What happened when the grape saw into the future?
A: It started raisin a fuss.
Q: How do you make an orange turn over?
A: Tickle its navel.
Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Broth
Broth who?
Broth-er, this is good soup.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Soup du jour.
Soup du jour who?
Soup du jour (shut the door), it’s cold outside!
SAL: “I hate alphabet soup.”
CAL: “What’s wrong with it?”
SAL: “Do I have to spell it out for you?”
Q: What do you think of this joke?
A: It’s eggs-ellent!
Q: Where do gangster chickens live?
A: Chickago!
Q: Where do cauliflowers love to vacation?
A: Caulifornia!
Q: Where does a pickle love to eat?
A: In a dilly-catessen!
Q: How does celery celebrate Christmas?
A: It hangs up its stalking!
Q: How do vegetables trace their ancestry?
A: They go back to their roots!
Q: How do you learn to eat spaghetti?
A: By using your noodle!
Q: How do lawyers buy food?
A: By the case!
Q: How can you turn a tomato into squash?
A: Throw it up in the air — it will come down SQUASH!