ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
nrigarutnicuim – v. to run out of toilet paper and resort to wiping your ass with the old boogery tissue paper you left in the trash can
Ex. The old man is so lazy at buying more toilet paper he nrigarutnicuimed.
vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man
rotircseu – v. to use a toilet in a bathroom as a legit chair everyday for like office work because your life is so much of a mess you don’t bother buying a chair for your use. It’s not that you can’t afford it, its just that you don’t give a damn
ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet
exigentea – v. to remove a generic brand tea from the selection you offer to your guests.
Ex. Make sure you exigentea what we offer to John and Carol.
cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters
Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.
esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap
iraotseupte – v. to eat a rock after pissing on it and then yell at the moon
molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon
Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.
dichodeci – n. a fortune cookie that has two fortunes in it
alpier – n. an item left inside of a microwave that surprises you by its presence when you open the microwave door.
Ex. That plate was an alpier to me this morning. Where the fuck did it come from?
fornohgot – v. to have known at some point, but forgot it
Ex. I fornohgot that her name was Julia.