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tiadiver – v. to carry ice cream cones in your pockets

Tags: ice cream, tiadiver, verb

buscuba – n. a doughnut store that forces you to buy 100 doughnuts per person

Tags: buscuba, doughnut, noun

alimonto – v. to picnic in the same place within thirty days

Tags: alimonto, picnic, verb

eurios – n. a fake mustache that you wear with the explicit purpose of making people laugh in church

Tags: church, eurios, mustache, noun

furiosoqu – v. to fall asleep while being shaved by a barber

Tags: barber, furiosoqu, sleep, verb

enooneknow – n. a bartender that cuts off children’s ears

Tags: bartender, enooneknow, noun

paseiamos – n. an adult riding in a baby carriage

Tags: baby carriage, noun, paseiamos

trabaynando – n. a broom/shovel combination tool

Tags: broom, noun, shovel, trabaynando

riudado – v. to put salt on train tracks

Tags: riudado, salt, train, verb

supiesto – v. to sneeze on a train

Tags: sneeze, supiesto, train, verb

paispor – n. a traffic violation that results in being punished by being hung on a chain fence and fed only bread and water for a week.

Tags: bread, noun, paispor, water

mec – n. a hat that might frighten a timid person

Tags: hat, mec, noun

guffstream – v. to try on more than six dresses in one store

Tags: clothing, dress, guffstream, verb

kijimol – n. a woman dressed up as Santa Claus

Tags: kijimol, noun, Santa Claus, woman

pimlico – v. to lift your skirt higher than six inches to avoid a mud puddle

Tags: mud, pimlico, skirt, verb