yadliuvbelirg – n. A food item which is prepared by putting sticks of uncooked spaghetti on a plate, covering it with marinara sauce, putting a slice of deli-cut cheese, and then microwaving for a while
qeewsaede – n. a Mexican food restaurant that has run out of guacamole
orototomdic – n. someone who keeps pestering you to try an app on your phone that you know is a bad idea to try and use
seivinss – n. an asshole who uses his hazard lights whenever he has his car stopped so he makes people less likely to be behind him. He will only put them on when he is stopped at a red light but when he starts moving will turn them off.
deaecntzatle – n. a promotional email that you still get after you unsubscribed from that email newsletter. Or so you thought…
togzibige – n. a drink made by using a coffee pot that has not been cleaned out for a couple of months, using a toxic cleaning solution to clean the pot of its dirty coffee stains. The concoction is what comes from this process.
vactalz – n. the kind of poop where you do nothing but sit on a toilet for 30+ minutes doing nothing but farting and making the bathroom smell like absolute rancid toxic warfare. The toilet is left unflushed with your piss because you are to come back, and you don’t even have the courtesy to spray an air freshener, turn on a fan, or open a window because you’re an uncivilized old smelly man who has a room full of trash you will never throw away
assomisiuq – v. to change a tire in the middle of a freeway
spuesiuqpu – n. soul food made in the bathroom
inlac – n. a web site that has decided to make themselves unusable by loading their page with ads and making people’s browsers always freeze when they visit it. Yet, people still visit. WHY?
ioesstreoo – v. to shoot a laser from your dick
supimosid – n. a family gathering for playing board games while wearing only mop heads for loin cloths
eudquerrep – v. to attempt to play a toaster like a banjo
tuveuseroc – n. a rock that looks like at least four different presidents, depending on the angle you look at it
uqodupsqiq – v. to call someone out for holding a red umbrella on the first Tuesday after Labor Day