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desu

September 21st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

desu – v. to play the Star-Spangled Banner through your nose

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buenuno

September 21st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

buenuno – n. a hot dog that makes you gain 13 pounds

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urma

September 4th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

urma – n. clothing made from plastic bottles

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National Hug Week

September 3rd, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

National Hug Week – n. a holiday in which everyone just hugs each other for no reason.  It is the 2nd week of March.

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Be Mean Tuesday

September 3rd, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

Be Mean Tuesday – n. a holiday in which everyone is mean to each other intentionally.  It is the 2nd Tuesday of March.

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malkbgceihdj

September 3rd, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

malkbgceihdj – v. to have 200 bees sting you in the ass every second until you die.  If for some sick reason Squackle is up in 2064, add another 24 1/2 years to the date it is today if you still haven’t died, and you will be stung until that time.

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pustimo

July 5th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

pustimo – v. to sing Justin Timberlake songs while caressing your asshole

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saqueun

July 5th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

saqueun – v. to jerk it to Miley Cyrus while in the bathroom after a shower, while you’re still wet but the water isn’t on anymore

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conqui

July 5th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

conqui – v. to jack off to Britney Spears

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sotelo

July 5th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sotelo – v. to film yourself fucking a moose

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popuso

June 16th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

popuso – v. to throw a box of recently-used, wet, condoms out onto the freeway while going 75 mph, and making sure that there is at least one car behind you.

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floody nose

June 2nd, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

floody nose – n. a bloody nose in the shower

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agudja

May 31st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

agudja – n. a religious porn altar

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nolode

May 29th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

nolode – v. to throw a bunch of tomatoes out of your car window at 80 mph

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gustatasi

May 29th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

gustatasi – v. to throw a bunch of empty disc spindles into the recycling bin that is clearly marked for cans and bottles only

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