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feminist – n. a woman who’d rather organize political rallies than kitchen cabinets

Tags: feminist, kitchen, noun, politics

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ogla – n. a polar bear in Death Valley

Tags: Death Valley, noun, ogla, polar bear

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shituation – n. a shitty situation

;} a situation involving defecation

Tags: noun, shit, shituation

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seasickness – n. the reason to travel by rail

Tags: noun, seasickness, train

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quartet – n. where each of the four guys thinks the other three can’t carry a tune

Tags: noun, quartet, song

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political pie – n. sort of a plum pudding topped with applesauce

Tags: apple, dessert, food, noun, plum, political pie, pudding

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pedestrian – n. a person who should be seen and not hurt

Tags: noun, pedestrian

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optimist – n. a person who buys a car and hopes he’ll find a parking space before the car is paid for

Tags: car, noun, optimist, parking

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mustache – n. a misplaced eyebrow

Tags: eyebrow, mustache, noun

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mother-in-law – n. a woman who is never outspoken

Tags: mother-in-law, noun, woman

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map – n. something that will tell you everything except how to fold it up again

Tags: map, noun

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magician – n. anyone nowadays who can make the weekly paycheck last a week

Tags: magician, money, noun

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lawsuit – n. a garment worn by a policeman

Tags: clothing, lawsuit, noun, police

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land – n. something that proves dirt isn’t cheap

Tags: dirt, land, money, noun

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jump – n. the last word used in an airplane

Tags: airplane, jump, noun

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