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nrigarutnicuim

January 4th, 2016 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

nrigarutnicuim – v. to run out of toilet paper and resort to wiping your ass with the old boogery tissue paper you left in the trash can

Ex. The old man is so lazy at buying more toilet paper he nrigarutnicuimed.

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vohese

December 21st, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man

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rotircseu

December 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

rotircseu – v. to use a toilet in a bathroom as a legit chair everyday for like office work because your life is so much of a mess you don’t bother buying a chair for your use.  It’s not that you can’t afford it, its just that you don’t give a damn

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ipudisteie

December 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet

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exigentea

December 14th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

exigentea – v. to remove a generic brand tea from the selection you offer to your guests.

Ex. Make sure you exigentea what we offer to John and Carol.

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cimtwo

December 11th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters

Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.

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esehov

November 30th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue

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chocotoib

November 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap

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iraotseupte

November 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

iraotseupte – v. to eat a rock after pissing on it and then yell at the moon

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molidon

October 8th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon

Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.

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dichodeci

October 4th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dichodeci – n. a fortune cookie that has two fortunes in it

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alpier

October 3rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

alpier – n. an item left inside of a microwave that surprises you by its presence when you open the microwave door.

Ex. That plate was an alpier to me this morning.  Where the fuck did it come from?

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fornohgot

September 27th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

fornohgot – v. to have known at some point, but forgot it

Ex. I fornohgot that her name was Julia.

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safru

September 26th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

safru – n. a speech given at a wedding that gets a “That’s it?” as a reaction from someone in the audience

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icedochid

September 20th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

icedochid – n. a less-than-full ice cube tray

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