desu – v. to play the Star-Spangled Banner through your nose
National Hug Week – n. a holiday in which everyone just hugs each other for no reason. It is the 2nd week of March.
Be Mean Tuesday – n. a holiday in which everyone is mean to each other intentionally. It is the 2nd Tuesday of March.
malkbgceihdj – v. to have 200 bees sting you in the ass every second until you die. If for some sick reason Squackle is up in 2064, add another 24 1/2 years to the date it is today if you still haven’t died, and you will be stung until that time.
pustimo – v. to sing Justin Timberlake songs while caressing your asshole
Tagged People: Justin Timberlake
saqueun – v. to jerk it to Miley Cyrus while in the bathroom after a shower, while you’re still wet but the water isn’t on anymore
Tagged People: Miley Cyrus
conqui – v. to jack off to Britney Spears
Tagged People: Britney Spears
popuso – v. to throw a box of recently-used, wet, condoms out onto the freeway while going 75 mph, and making sure that there is at least one car behind you.
nolode – v. to throw a bunch of tomatoes out of your car window at 80 mph
gustatasi – v. to throw a bunch of empty disc spindles into the recycling bin that is clearly marked for cans and bottles only