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retrosublimislushification

July 30th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

retrosublimislushification – n. a law of physics in which air instantly turns into sugary neutral-taste slushy.  It does not pass through the water stage.

The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine.  If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again.  Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.

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isescreschaae

July 25th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

isescreschaae – v. to completely replace all of the road signs in America to change it from miles to kilometers

Ex. Porlogeneralpierdes don’t think about how stupid it would be to isescreschaae.

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dintumar

July 24th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dintumar – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway

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coresuevutt

July 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

coresuevutt – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty face

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puestoari

July 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

puestoari – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty penis

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porlogeneralpierde

July 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

porlogeneralpierde – n. an idiot who likes to complain about how the United States doesn’t use the SI system of measurements instead of Imperial units.  Shut the fuck up already, no one cares!

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blarx

July 21st, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

blarx – n. a roll of register tape that starts curving its receipts sooner than a usual roll of register tape

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ruarneveum

July 20th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ruarneveum – n. a sudden flood of customers in an empty convenience store

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eeenbu

July 19th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

eeenbu – n. a completely or nearly used roll of register tape

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ouscuen

July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ouscuen – n. a song sung by a washed up middle-aged adult singer

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ahusg

July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ahusg – n. a song sung by a child or a chorus of children exclusively.  There are no middle-aged washed up adult singers allowed

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mierori

July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

mierori – v. to secretly charge your cell phone at work using things you shouldn’t be using

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gasuha

July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

gasuha – n. someone who says “microwave” like “mahcroway”

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ralb

July 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ralb – n. the situation in which oil prices go down, but gas prices go up

Ex. California is in a ralb right now.

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torcesel

July 16th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

torcesel – v. to spend 30 minutes looking around a convenience store and finally decide on buying a small bag of chips

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