vagina mask – n. a sexual act in which you open up a girls vagina, put your face in it, let her queef on your face, and then you inhale like no other.
salbasgeon – n. an employee who does a job no one wants to do, but is then sacrificed by the corporate overlords who decide they don’t actually need someone doing a job no one wants to do, despite actually needing someone to do that job.
reootleuvid – n. a warehouse full of unorganized files in random boxes in random places. The individual cabinets are alphabetized but the cabinets themselves are scattered around in random places
quisimossa – n. all of the effects of being drunk (vomiting, cramps, nausea, punching holes in walls, being in a fetal position on the floor, etc) brought on by eating moldy cheese
muertov – n. cheese in the refrigerator that is orange. Except it was originally white.
upquiseup – v. to use a chair against a wall as if it was a urinal
nghjtnsjfnvgshlbgse – n. a word that is not a word
;} n. something you would describe as “this is not a word” and you do not know the definition of it.
fartiac arrest – n. a medical condition in which you get a heart attack from farting
frothingtrollup – n. a foaming town slut
asquiste – n. a person wearing a sombrero and eating ice cream, whilst riding a kangaroo.
Ex. Oh no! An asquiste is going to hit us.
beh-gront – v. to hit someone in the face with a cake
edrisnuso – v. to beat someone with a selfie stick
ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
nrigarutnicuim – v. to run out of toilet paper and resort to wiping your ass with the old boogery tissue paper you left in the trash can
Ex. The old man is so lazy at buying more toilet paper he nrigarutnicuimed.