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tovar

April 6th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

tovar – v. to carry a large bag of frozen french fries on your shoulder while in the grocery store

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eupbain

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

eupbain – n. the phenomenon in which the roommate you share a bathroom with always seems to go into the bathroom right when you want to go in or use it.

Ex. My roommate and I seem to have a eupbain.  Even though I go to work at 6 AM on Sunday and need to take a shower at 5 AM, my roommate goes into the shower right at 5 AM.  Why am I stuck with the only other fucking person in the world that needs to gets up so early on Sundays???

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einado

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

einado – n. the rare pack of fruit snacks that is packed with twice the amount of fruit snacks than usual due to a packaging error

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xylamom

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

xylamom – n. a mom that you can play like a xylaphone

;} n. a mom that can play a xylaphone

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ober

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ober – n. a bedroom in which the only furniture is a continuous trash pile from one end of the room to the other

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alsonano

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

alsonano – n. the awful smell that emanates from an old man’s room that smells like old, musty, almonds

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hwonhee

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

hwonhee – n. someone who is so poor that they have to use a combination of a toilet and a sink to wash their clothes because they don’t want to buy laundry detergent.  This causes them to flush the toilet three times and leave the sink on for five minutes straight.

Ex. I think my roommate is a hwonhee because no one can shit so much they have to flush three times.  What the fuck is he doing in there???

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eracabab

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

eracabab – v. to fill your new fake boobs with the same stuff they put in maracas so when your boobs shake they make sounds like maracas

Ex. Did you want to eracabab this augmentation or wait for the next one?

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juentud

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

juentud – n. a wedding that takes place in a classroom

Ex. We were supposed to take our history test today but someone thought it would be a good idea to have a juentud instead.

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tevindy

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

tevindy – n. a tattoo of a bong on your back that just looks like a penis going into your ass

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descono

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

descono – n. a homeless shelter only for rich people

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dobiualdad

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dobiualdad – v. to explore unknown jungles by cutting down or destroying all of the trees

Ex. We will find the lost city by dobiualdadding the jungle.

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dressma

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dressma – n. a monkey using virtual reality goggles

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advantagia

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

advantagia – n. an advantage that isn’t actually an advantage

Ex. That 7 inch dildo is an advantagia only if no one else brings an 8 inch knife.

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raxdador

March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

raxdador – n. the group of needless emails your boss sends out consistently everyday showing everyone what a good job people are doing when no one really cares to receive them.  The e-mails only serve to clutter up your e-mail box and everyone else’s, leading you to suspect that the important e-mails that you are sending out are being pushed down a list and not being read because people don’t know how to fucking sort their e-mail and don’t read e-mail they get as a result of getting so many e-mails in the first place.

Ex. The daily raxdadors I keep getting from Paul are really weighing in on my mental health.

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