fartiac arrest – n. a medical condition in which you get a heart attack from farting
frothingtrollup – n. a foaming town slut
asquiste – n. a person wearing a sombrero and eating ice cream, whilst riding a kangaroo.
Ex. Oh no! An asquiste is going to hit us.
beh-gront – v. to hit someone in the face with a cake
edrisnuso – v. to beat someone with a selfie stick
ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
nrigarutnicuim – v. to run out of toilet paper and resort to wiping your ass with the old boogery tissue paper you left in the trash can
Ex. The old man is so lazy at buying more toilet paper he nrigarutnicuimed.
vohese – n. an orgasm you get from playing Pac-Man
rotircseu – v. to use a toilet in a bathroom as a legit chair everyday for like office work because your life is so much of a mess you don’t bother buying a chair for your use. It’s not that you can’t afford it, its just that you don’t give a damn
ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet
exigentea – v. to remove a generic brand tea from the selection you offer to your guests.
Ex. Make sure you exigentea what we offer to John and Carol.
cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters
Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.
esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap