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enigeria

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

enigeria – v. to initiate energy transfer with a life form by talking to them

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sudaregtmierori

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sudaregtmierori – v. to come out of a room with three trash bags full of trash

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nareruul

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

nareruul – v. to have sex with a bouquet of roses

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vistottee

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

vistottee – n. an exaggerated sound effect imposed on a video in post-production.

Ex. A knife cutting an avocado sounded like it is a samurai blade in a duel in that commercial I just saw.  That was clearly a vistottee.

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neesrenetnam

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

neesrenetnam – v. to sprinkle pop tart crumbs on your pubic hair

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ettrramufnideaasbi

August 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ettrramufnideaasbi – v. to sleep in a bed with a sledgehammer that does not have any sheets, so you are sleeping right on the mattress itself.

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trestirarelz

August 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

trestirarelz – n. a co-worker who always seems to eat the same stuff at work.  It always smells awful, too.

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suox

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

suox – n. a song that you have in your library that was labeled as a different artist than it actually is and you were unaware that it was an incorrect artist, so when someone tells you the song is actually by a different artist you are surprised.

Ex. My copy of Carry On My Wayward Son was a suox — it was always labeled as being by Boston until I learned it was actually Kansas in an embarrassing fashion!

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miucinturagirn

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

miucinturagirn – n. a situation that in the pursuit of conserving or saving something from being wasted, you actually waste more than you would have otherwise

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sariano

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sariano – n. coffee that you prepared but forgot to drink in time so now it is no longer the perfect cup of coffee you had so desired

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milomom

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

milomom – v. to package worthless shit in boxes marked as an expensive item for the purpose of shipping out

Ex. I just milomommed all of those old crackers in that box that my hard drive came in.  You should get it in three days.

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retrosublimislushification

July 30th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

retrosublimislushification – n. a law of physics in which air instantly turns into sugary neutral-taste slushy.  It does not pass through the water stage.

The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine.  If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again.  Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.

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isescreschaae

July 25th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

isescreschaae – v. to completely replace all of the road signs in America to change it from miles to kilometers

Ex. Porlogeneralpierdes don’t think about how stupid it would be to isescreschaae.

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dintumar

July 24th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dintumar – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway

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coresuevutt

July 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

coresuevutt – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty face

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