These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: hello
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: thank you for not masturbating into the camera
Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: yes
Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: oke
davepoobond: okedoke
Mysteriously White Shrouded Man: you
davepoobond: me
Young Girl that Could Possibly Be a Boy: hi
davepoobond: hi
Young Girl that Could Possibly Be a Boy: will you play
davepoobond: play what
Young Girl that Could Possibly Be a Boy: i will see you penis you see my puss
davepoobond: how old are you…
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: i guess i should be glad you’re not a dude masturbating
2 Young Girls of Questionable Age: ill show you my tits if you put a shoee on your head ?
davepoobond: its ok, you can leave your shirt on
2 Young Girls of Questionable Age: sorry were lookinn for a shoee type of guy .
stimpyismyname: for what
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think?
stimpyismyname: why do i think what
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think what?
stimpyismyname: why do i think that i think what
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think that i think what?
stimpyismyname: why do you think that i think that i think that you think what
ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of.
DailyDraw: you know 2 men made google
DailyDraw: they made over 2billion on that sorry ass shhit 😀 its good thouhg i use it and like it alot
DailyDraw: time to go cya
davepoobond: k bye
Daily Draw signed off at 5:34 PM
stimpyismyname: gangster tic tac toe
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: are you gonna make it
stimpyismyname: probably not
davepoobond: you should make a lot of the simple games and make them gangster
davepoobond: that’d be funny
davepoobond: put them into a gangster arcade
stimpyismyname: you do it
davepoobond: why the fuck would you say that
stimpyismyname: YOU do it
stimpyismyname: YOOOOOU
davepoobond: i don’t know how to program in game maker
stimpyismyname: so…
stimpyismyname: learn
stimpyismyname: i did
davepoobond: and
davepoobond: you’re
davepoobond: stupid
stimpyismyname: and
stimpyismyname: fuck
stimpyismyname: you
davepoobond: that’s
davepoobond: harsh
stimpyismyname: you like cock
davepoobond: your mom does
stimpyismyname: your mom likes yours
stimpyismyname: thats why she wants to keep you close
davepoobond: your mom likes that you like your mom likes yours
stimpyismyname: you think that makes sense but it doesnt
davepoobond: it does
davepoobond: it means she likes that you like her liking yours
stimpyismyname: not the way you said it
davepoobond: read it closer
stimpyismyname: YOU read it closer
davepoobond: i did
davepoobond: i wrote the damn thing
stimpyismyname: your mom likes that you like that she likes yours
stimpyismyname: that would make sense
stimpyismyname: i GUESS
stimpyismyname: ..fag
davepoobond: i’m the fag? you’re the one who likes it when your mom likes that you like her suckin on your pencil dick
stimpyismyname: oooh my names dave and i said mark has a pencil dick
stimpyismyname: im soo funny
davepoobond: oooh my name’s mark and i dont have a comeback so i’m just going to act like i’m mocking dave and denounce it as not funny
stimpyismyname: im dave and im gonna say more stupid shit to make it look like the other shit isaid was DAVES GAY
davepoobond: i’m mark and i’m not original so i’m going to keep doing the same thing again but this time doing it to the thing dave did mocking me mocking him
stimpyismyname: stimpyismyname: daves being stupid
hypermachodude: haha
hypermachodude: what a fag
davepoobond: who the fuck is that
stimpyismyname: your mother
stimpyismyname: 😉
stimpyismyname: wink wink
stimpyismyname:
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stimpyismyname: look im asian
davepoobond: who the hell is that macho dude guy
stimpyismyname: wouldnt youuuu like to know
davepoobond: kind of
stimpyismyname: oooooooh
davepoobond: i dont think he even knows me
stimpyismyname: im sure he doe
stimpyismyname: s
Izumo Etsuko: “If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.”
Izumo Etsuko: I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. “Get down!” yelled Uncle Lou. “Don’t move!” screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn’t listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.
davepoobond: heh
Izumo Etsuko: Jack Handey rocks
Izumo Etsuko: If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. “Wait a minute! I thought we won!”
Izumo Etsuko: http://www.tremorseven.com/aim/deepaim.php?job=view
davepoobond: https://www.squackle.com/screwedup/world/riaa.shtml
Izumo Etsuko: I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.
davepoobond: did you read my article
Izumo Etsuko: reading it now
Izumo Etsuko: yay
Izumo Etsuko: a fellow anti-RIAA dude
Izumo Etsuko: the MPAA sucks ass too…
Izumo Etsuko: they sued 2600
Izumo Etsuko: -.-
davepoobond: they’re the same companies
davepoobond: basically
Izumo Etsuko: yeah…
Izumo Etsuko: but the MPAA sued 2600
Izumo Etsuko: >>
davepoobond: movies are a different deal than music
Izumo Etsuko: …they sued 2600 for linking people to DL a program that would let them rip and back up their DVDs
davepoobond: what do you want me to do about it, call them up and ask them to stop?
Izumo Etsuko: …
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: Sundays blow monkey ass
Izumo Etsuko: whats up?
davepoobond: not much. you
Izumo Etsuko: contemplating going to get my headphones cause these ones suck hairy monkey balls
Izumo Etsuko: …I think I will, o.o brb
davepoobond: ok
Izumo Etsuko: but mine are too short
Izumo Etsuko: -.-
Izumo Etsuko: …the world sucks
davepoobond: sorry about that
davepoobond: if you were writing an essay, in which you can get internet sources from, do you think it would be allowed if you wrote an article about the topic you were writing, with all the quotes you wanted to use, and you just use certain quotes from that article which you published on a web site?
Izumo Etsuko: ………x.x
Izumo Etsuko: let me read that over a few times to understand it right
davepoobond: meaning, can i use myself as a source?
Izumo Etsuko: I don’t see why not
davepoobond: if i wrote an article
davepoobond: but i’d just say it was someone else
Izumo Etsuko: no, say it was you
Izumo Etsuko: e.e
davepoobond: just in case or whatever
Izumo Etsuko: cause I don’t see anything wrong with it
Izumo Etsuko: I know a guy who dad that
davepoobond: i’ll just say that it was davepoobond that wrote it…
Izumo Etsuko: the most that’ll happen is the teacher will get mad at you
davepoobond: but in my essay it’ll have my real name
davepoobond: she won’t even know
davepoobond: that its me
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: then it’s no fun
Izumo Etsuko: 🙁
davepoobond: this essay is my freaking english grade
davepoobond: i don’t want to mess it up
Izumo Etsuko: ……
Izumo Etsuko: okay
Izumo Etsuko: good reason
Izumo Etsuko: e.e
Izumo Etsuko: English is like…the only class I’m passing
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
Izumo Etsuko: and that’s cause I’m scared if I do bad the teacher will pick me up and throw me out the window
Izumo Etsuko: some kid wasn’t paying attention to what we were reading in class during the first week…
Izumo Etsuko: so he threw the kid’s book out the window and sent him to the Dean’s Office
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
Izumo Etsuko: it was scary
davepoobond: interesting
davepoobond: “i’ll make you pay more attention by throwing your book out the window”
Izumo Etsuko: well…it worked on everyone else
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
Izumo Etsuko: no one’s drifted off since
davepoobond: what happened to the guy
Izumo Etsuko: he got a detention
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
davepoobond: how do you get detention for not paying attention?
davepoobond: its not rowdy behavior
Izumo Etsuko: because the Lit. is one of those guys who cares about the students, and does anything(including becoming an ass) to get to pass
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
davepoobond: he’s not bothering anyone except the teacher
Izumo Etsuko: Lit. teacher*
Izumo Etsuko: get them to*
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: I’m full of typos today…
davepoobond: did you go trick or treating
manceman: nope
manceman: did you?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: i didn’t say trick or treat once though
davepoobond: heh
manceman: damn your evil
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: that’s why it was raining yesterday
davepoobond: God was frowning upon me
manceman: hahahaha
davepoobond: most every house we went to, everyone hated us
davepoobond: except the ones that didn’t really care, because there wasn’t that many trick or treaters coming
manceman: haha
manceman: thats cause your almost an adult
davepoobond: yeah i know
davepoobond: i look like i’m 21 though
manceman: ya you do
Izumo Etsuko: tonight rocked…
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: what’d you do
davepoobond: recite poetry
Izumo Etsuko: walked around…
Izumo Etsuko: but dude…it was really fun
Izumo Etsuko: 😀
Izumo Etsuko: these dudes were driving around in a car shooting people with paintball guns
davepoobond: never heard of someone getting so much joy out of walking
Izumo Etsuko: they tried to hit me and my friends, but they completely missed us and nailed the people behind us
davepoobond: hrh
davepoobond: heh
Izumo Etsuko: and we didn’t even move
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
Izumo Etsuko: I am so fucking tired
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
stimpyismyname: youre online a lot
Shawn64C: i dont get off aim
Shawn64C: im gone alot from the computer
Shawn64C: not really
Shawn64C: uhh
Shawn64C: about an hour a day im gone
Shawn64C: i have no life
Shawn64C: help
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: looser
stimpyismyname: i might catch looser
stimpyismyname: looooser
stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Have you ever been to Europe?
stimpyismyname: And I had so much time
ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have so much time ?
stimpyismyname: To sit and think about myself
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?
stimpyismyname: And then there she was
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. “There you go again.”–Reagan
stimpyismyname: Like double cherry pie
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was
ZolaOnAOL: And?
stimpyismyname: Like disco superfly
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here
ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?
stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: In my direction
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Have you ever been to Europe?
stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip?
stimpyismyname: And I had too much caffeine
ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have too much caffeine ?
stimpyismyname: And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself
ZolaOnAOL: Where were you thinkin ’bout myself?
stimpyismyname: And then there she was
ZolaOnAOL: Good reasoning. “There you go again.”–Reagan
stimpyismyname: In double platform suede
ZolaOnAOL: What is it like in there?
stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was
ZolaOnAOL: And?
stimpyismyname: Like disco lemonade
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here
ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?
stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: In my direction
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How’s school?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that. Do you speak Spanish?
stimpyismyname: Yeah mama this must be my dream
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
stimpyismyname: what up fool
Shawn64C: nothing bitch
stimpyismyname: great
stimpyismyname: fine
stimpyismyname: i love it
Shawn64C: yes
Shawn64C: woohoo
Shawn64C: uh huh
davepoobond: Honey I blew up the kid is a horrible movie
Soup Nazi is away at 7:10 PM
Automatic Man: wussup nigga?
davepoobond: wtf
Automatic Man: ?
davepoobond: oh its you
Automatic Man: you know whats great about our school computer admins? they dont know shit about shit
davepoobond: i thought it was someone i didn’t know
Automatic Man: ahahah
Automatic Man: im on a school comp right now, i can get on AIM, and go to any website i want
davepoobond: heh
Automatic Man: fucking retarded school admins
Automatic Man: but its me, mr. forrester, and some old ladies:-! so i need a dave to talk to
Automatic Man: :-(*
davepoobond: o boy
Automatic Man: yep
davepoobond: mighty ducks is a good series
Automatic Man: the movies?
davepoobond: they need to bring them back
davepoobond: yeah
Automatic Man: ya
davepoobond: Masta Rasta presents: D4, The Mighty Ducks DIE
Automatic Man: lo.l
davepoobond: featuring Doug E. Doug from Cool Runnings
Automatic Man: ya
davepoobond: directed by sam pillsbury
davepoobond: who directed free willy 3
Automatic Man: ya