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L*****y2000: hi there awfully quiet

John170: Yes, well, I’m meditating and practicing yoga. Hello, hi.

L*****y2000: hey youeven left the room sorry did i disturb you ?

John170: No, not at all, I’m fine. How are you?

L*****y2000: okay thank you, where are you located if i may ask ??? i am in southbridge i am 33 years old

John170: I am in Framingham here.

John170: Framingham by the Sea

L*****y2000: is your kitty mle or female

L*****y2000: it is a cutie lol

John170: Twit’s a boy kitty

L*****y2000: thats too cute

John170: He RULES. He says hello by the way.

L*****y2000: my kitty is black and her name nunnie

L*****y2000: she is the bitch of the house lol wacko cat lol

John170: Sweeet! How old is Nunnie?

L*****y2000: 8 months

John170: That’s a cute age, meow

L*****y2000: lol you are precious lol

John170: Oh sssssssssstop!

L*****y2000: i am serious a man that adores cats is my type of sweetheart

John170: I grew up always having a cat. I love those little guys.

L*****y2000: me tooo how old if i may ask ??

L*****y2000: 38 ?

John170: I am 31

L*****y2000: sorry lol 31

John170: Yes

John170: Yessssssss!

L*****y2000: the facial hair makes you older lookin

L*****y2000: do you go out offen ?

John170: That was one of those long weekends

L*****y2000: understandable lol

John170: Long weekends without shaving that is.

L*****y2000: i need a long weekend two days together wold be perfect lol

John170: Sounds like you work in either the food or retail business

L*****y2000: bingo fast food bk

John170: That’s a tough racket

L*****y2000: love the atmoosphere the huslle the busel, wicked people person love to talk am to friendly at times lol

John170: I was in the supermarket business for years. I was NO people person.

L*****y2000: lol have to have a few screws loose to do this type of work lol

L*****y2000: meet alot of intresting people though lol

John170: You got to man, in order to survive.

L*****y2000: it a all man world where i am it is tough but it fight back to keep my opion known lol

John170: It’s not an all man world. My dad married a woman.

L*****y2000: in the company i work for its a mans world i mean silly

John170: Well, maybe you can start a Burger Queen

L*****y2000: lol no thanks rather masterbate in public lol

John170: Yes, well, that could have been an option I suppose.

L*****y2000: lol

L*****y2000: so why ar youi tonight /// no dtes mn gf ????

John170: I’m not allowed near women, part of the conditions of my parole

L*****y2000: excuse me ?

John170: You burped?

L*****y2000: perole never stopped anyone from going out lol

John170: I know, but this goofy electronic ankle bracelet thing is a real drag.

L*****y2000: you crack me up

John170: Oh I do not

L*****y2000: you do silly shit you are

John170: You flatterer you

L*****y2000:: so john how long are you atteched for ?

John170: My sentence goes on for another few years man!

L*****y2000: are we talking straght shit here ??

John170: No, but man, imagine if it was?

L*****y2000: shall i say this to you ……. shithead fuck off, that wasnt nice of me sorry

John170: I’d have to say “fries are up” and give you two middle fingers.

Tagged People: John170, Ly2000

I found this.

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My first time on an Apple computer! Today was sort of a lame day at work. Things are pretty much slow right now, almost no calls in the queue, so I decided to think differently and start learning Apple. I installed AOL on this old PowerPC crap box at work when XLGPx02134 decides to chime in. I lost the first few lines unfortunately, because I SUCK at Apple. Somehow I killed the IM, have NO idea what I clicked. The whole operating system makes NO sense whatsoever. Why only one button on the mouse? WTF is “Appletalk?” I’ve been managing networks now for about 5 years, and think the “Chooser” and Appletalk Zones are the most inefficient method of network organization. WOW! OSX has SMB!!! HOLY COW!!

Shit, sorry, I digress. He’s the shithead’s IM.

John170: I’m working right now, but I do enjoy being your focus

XLGPx02134: Say when.

John170: When!

John170: Now what?

XLGPx02134: You wanna kick my a$$, then do it.

John170: I said KISS. I’m into that today.

John170: Is it clean shaven?

XLGPx02134: You are immature .

XLGPx02134: P.S. She called you that first.

XLGPx02134: hOLD

John170: I feel so offended

XLGPx02134: Offer to go visit her at work.

XLGPx02134: You talk pretending to be me again and i WILL find you.

John170: I put your quote in my profile, I liked it

XLGPx02134: That’s expected.

XLGPx02134: You are either a girl or 18

John170: Oh you did NOT expect that

John170: Come on you sillyhead

XLGPx02134: Fess it up. WHICH chick are you?

John170: I’m yours!

XLGPx02134: Another one who says they are at work but sit here round the tick tock.

XLGPx02134: Live off your girlfriend?

XLGPx02134: Wait. She’s not employed either.

XLGPx02134: Med Leave this month.

John170: No, honest, I’m at work.

John170: I got a phone, a pen, a stapler, and a few puters here.

XLGPx02134: Offer to bring her lunch at work. They never heard of her.

XLGPx02134: Copy boy?

XLGPx02134: You are a PUP, bro.

XLGPx02134: PUP

John170: as in a little doggy?

XLGPx02134: You not embarrassed to talk with all that #$%^ website?

XLGPx02134: Desperado poster child

John170: Not at all, I’m happy with my dysfunctional personality.

XLGPx02134: Shell says this will go on your page. Im flattered dude. Im going to real work now.

XLGPx02134: anything needs to be said, say it to ME tough boy.

John170: I’m still wondering who Shell is. She must be someone very special.

XLGPx02134: I’ll find out which one you are.

XLGPx02134: Thought Linda, but I admit an error

XLGPx02134: Man here.

John170: It takes a man to admit his errors. Bravo!

XLGPx02134: I think your Mommy put Oreos in your lunchbox.

John170: Can we talk again? I like you.

XLGPx02134: Count on it.

XLGPx02134: You are infamous bro.

XLGPx02134: I bet you have a nice figure too like all the fat chicks.

John170: My coworkers are laughing at this. Can I print it out to show others?

XLGPx02134: Good luck finding a nice ‘woman’ here.

XLGPx02134: Coworkers? Nintendo buddies?

XLGPx02134: Seniors out of school already?

John170: They still make Nintendo?? I had one in college. Wow

John170: I had an Atari too

XLGPx02134: Your buddies need to come in and feel manly by harrassing women, too?

John170: The ones online or the ones in jail. Please specify.

XLGPx02134: I use the term ‘manly’ in i’s lightest form..

XLGPx02134: Jail wouldn’t surprise me.

John170: I’m sure you’re well adept at determining masculinity

XLGPx02134: Let’s meet and see what you say to face.

XLGPx02134: I don’t throw punches unless I need to.

John170: You’re gonna AOLbeatme?

XLGPx02134: Don’t be afraid, my MAN.

XLGPx02134: The more you say, the more you sound like a chick.

XLGPx02134: I bet you sit on a pillow at work.

John170: It’s a comfy chair. Gotta keep my bum bum soft.

XLGPx02134: Keep playing me. Im feeding off of this.

John170: Same here!

John170: As stated earlier, I like you

XLGPx02134: You are ‘immature, but fun’. She was honest there.

XLGPx02134: I know you are a chick.

John170: But thank GOD she has you now.

XLGPx02134: I will say 98% sure.

XLGPx02134: She had me, bro.

John170: How come you call me a chick, and then call me bro shortly after? Just curious.

XLGPx02134: A few of us.

XLGPx02134: Which do you prefer?

John170: Non gender specific. Call me “it”

XLGPx02134: If you are a MAN, I got some advice for you.

John170: I’m ready!

XLGPx02134: I’m man enough to help out the peons here.

XLGPx02134: When you fall for that AOL chick, or possibly ‘man’ in your capacity, hold tight.

XLGPx02134: You’ll need all the help you can get.

John170: And that’s your job, to help!

XLGPx02134: I have a heart for less fortunate

John170: Do you give to charity?

XLGPx02134: Is that your real name?

XLGPx02134: Maybe its Donna.

John170: Could be Sam too.

John170: Or … Pat

XLGPx02134: Go clean your locker.

John170: Can I leave my Erik Estrada pictures in it?

XLGPx02134: Now your making sense.

XLGPx02134: I will let you get back to your nails and hair now.

XLGPx02134: John.

John170: Sorry, busy for a sec. Anything else?

XLGPx02134: Oh yeh. Working.

XLGPx02134: Checks come in this time of the month. Opening an envelope isnt work.

XLGPx02134: Ciao, MANfriend.

John170: Can we talk later??? Please?

John170: I got to get lunch in a bit.

XLGPx02134: Bitter b$tch.

John170: Better or bitter? Pardon?

XLGPx02134: Your maturity shows me that you need the last word.

John170: What time do you have to work today? Can I schedule our next chat?

XLGPx02134: I go in at 3.

John170: Janitor?

John170: A fine profession

XLGPx02134: Keep dreaming and maybe you will be one someday.

John170: I practice cleaning my own urine and feces off the toilet every day.

XLGPx02134: My phone is ringing. You might want to stick around.

John170: Ok, I may be one when you get off of work. Hopefully we can chat then. If not, I’ll sign on again during the day. That ok?

XLGPx02134: Like I said. Time and place.

XLGPx02134: SAy it all to my face

XLGPx02134: We go from there.

John170: Ok. I’ll start practicing my man-kissing then. I cannot wait! You dress like the indian, I’ll be construction guy. Take care

XLGPx02134: Grow up kid. Or stand by the chicks.

John170: last word byeeeee Lunch time

Tagged People: John170, XLGPx02134

I found this.

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What did I doooo?  I was just sitting here with my away message on, which says   “My new friend %N is reading my profile!   %N loves me!  (The ‘%n’ substitutes the message with the viewer’s name)   Suddenly, I get attacked.  Here’s how it went …

Foxyla7716:    u wish
John170:    I sooo do
Foxyla7716:    ha
Foxyla7716:    bye

**Here is when I looked at her webpage…  http://hometown.aol.com/foxyla7716/    It’s viewing pretty much determined the course of the rest of the conversation …

John170:    Note: Oil of Olay, works wonders
Foxyla7716:    comment,,,,go get some and use it
John170:    I don’t have a shrunken apple head
Foxyla7716:    your so full of it
Foxyla7716:    like i said,,,,you wish !
Foxyla7716:    bye by
John170:    No, really, it’s ok.
John170:    Bye grammy, write soon

Tagged People: Foxyla7716, John170

fROY132: POOOH BALL!

fROY132: holy fuck

davepoobond: waaaaaaaa

fROY132: just kidding

fROY132: lets make love

davepoobond: alright!

davepoobond: love love love

fROY132: love love love

fROY132 love is all you need

fROY132: look i have a penis

fROY132: you’ve got a vagina

fROY132: we’re the perfect pair

fROY132: PERFECT PAIR

davepoobond: love is your air, love is your foodddd, love is your shelterrrr

fROY132: what u talking bout willis?

davepoobond: whatchoo talkin bout willis

davepoobond: you have to have the whatchoo part in it

fROY132: GIVE ME LOVEOVELOVE LOVE CRazy love L

fROY132 signed off at 5:54:39 PM.

Tagged People: davepoobond, fROY132

davepoobond: hey

ManEatingCarrots: Hiya.

davepoobond: whats up

ManEatingCarrots: Yelling at my boyfriend.

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: what’d he do

ManEatingCarrots: Made his ex girlfriend grab his dick..

ManEatingCarrots: My best friend..not to mention.

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: was she his girlfriend when she did it

ManEatingCarrots: NO I WAS!

davepoobond: …you were your brother’s girlfriend?

davepoobond: ohhh you said boyfriend

davepoobond: heh…..heh……..heh…………………….yeap

ManEatingCarrots: Riiiiight

davepoobond: you should dump him and go for the guy that wears tight ass red
jeans

davepoobond: unless he IS the guy that wears tight ass red jeans

ManEatingCarrots: Who wears tight ass red jeans?

davepoobond: there’s this one guy at my school………………he’s pretty
much classified as gay though

davepoobond: his parents dress him

ManEatingCarrots: WTF?!?

ManEatingCarrots: You want me to go out with a fag?

ManEatingCarrots: Oh well… too late.

davepoobond: well fags dont try to pick up on other chicks

davepoobond: just………guys………..

davepoobond: mmh…………….i dont know, whatever

ManEatingCarrots: ::shrugs::

ManEatingCarrots: Bi. Gay. Little diffrence.

davepoobond: did she just grab his shorts or did she reach down his pants

davepoobond: ?

Tagged People: davepoobond, ManEatingCarrots

SR71 Steve: isn’t nicole hot?

mm4526: YES…Yes she is

SR71 Steve: damn u

SR71 Steve: get ur hands off my bitch

mm4526: Damn u u Gary Coleman hater

mm4526: GARY COLEMAN

SR71 Steve: U saying ur a pony fucker?

mm4526: STop spazzin

mm4526: gee

SR71 Steve: meatloaf

mm4526: my keyboard isnt as saucy as yours

SR71 Steve: blue

mm4526: doo da da dada deh

mm4526: ther coming from u

mm4526: for u*

SR71 Steve: so

SR71 Steve: i have the power of chesse

mm4526: by the time u get that itll be to late

mm4526: ill already be gone

mm4526: to…

SR71 Steve: damn u clark kent!

mm4526: Sweet Home Alabama

mm4526: Yes…Clark Kent

SR71 Steve: so u R the real slim shady

SR71 Steve: !

mm4526: no im not

mm4526: gee

mm4526: dont talk about those apples

SR71 Steve: damn

SR71 Steve: my search continues

SR71 Steve: farwell

Tagged People: mm4526, SR71 Steve

SR71 Steve: aa

AndiliciousMe: who is this

SR71 Steve: bob

SR71 Steve: who r u?

AndiliciousMe: how did u ghet me sn

AndiliciousMe: my*

SR71 Steve: from the ghetto

SR71 Steve: how did u get MY sn?

AndiliciousMe: u imed me

AndiliciousMe: who is this

SR71 Steve: ur liying bitch

AndiliciousMe: who the fuck is this

SR71 Steve: BOB GOD DAMN IT!

SR71 Steve: WHO THE HELL R U!?

AndiliciousMe: bob who

SR71 Steve: What’s it to ya

AndiliciousMe: wat skool do u go 2

SR71 Steve: Sunrise

AndiliciousMe: this is daniels friend

SR71 Steve: uh no

AndiliciousMe: bye

SR71 Steve: ok then

AndiliciousMe: ur gay

SR71 Steve: nope, lesbian

AndiliciousMe signed off at 5:10:51 PM.

Tagged People: AndiliciousMe, SR71 Steve

SR71 Steve: hi low

Smileygrl12GHS: hi

SR71 Steve: me annoy u now

SR71 Steve: okies?

Smileygrl12GHS: okkk

SR71 Steve: blue

SR71 Steve: meatloaf

SR71 Steve: aeiou and sometimes y

SR71 Steve: ok, i’m done

Smileygrl12GHS: good

Smileygrl12GHS: pic

Smileygrl12GHS: ? ?

SR71 Steve: u now what

SR71 Steve: i perfer making no sense and bothering u

SR71 Steve: so in that case

SR71 Steve: i have thubs

SR71 Steve: tumbs

SR71 Steve: thumbs

Smileygrl12GHS: asl

SR71 Steve: 483.67/depends/all of the above

Smileygrl12GHS: a/s/l

SR71 Steve: ur mon/cuz/lamp

Smileygrl12GHS: what

SR71 Steve: xatly

Smileygrl12GHS: how old are u

SR71 Steve: chair

SR71 Steve: see how much funner stupidity is?

Smileygrl12GHS: ok whatever bye

SR71 Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOO

SR71 Steve: I must kknow

SR71 Steve: r u the real slim shady?

Tagged People: Smileygrl12GHS, SR71 Steve

Firestarter: hi lo

lizzyakachivis: asl

Firestarter: 483.67/depends/all of the above

lizzyakachivis: what

Firestarter: xatly

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: well

Firestarter: r u?

Firestarter: ANSWER ME!

lizzyakachivis: what i wasn’t paying attention

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady?

lizzyakachivis: yea

Firestarter: I FIGURED THAT MUCH

Firestarter: NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

lizzyakachivis: i’m very wil and i’m very sexy

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: NOW SOMETHING ELSE

lizzyakachivis: and you tell me something i dont know

Firestarter: WELL I OPEN MOUTH KISSED A HORSE ONCE

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: IM NOT LYING

lizzyakachivis: yea you actually did that

Firestarter: OR DID I?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE?

lizzyakachivis: i would have to say that once i humped this guy when he wasn’t looking

lizzyakachivis: it was a dare

Firestarter: U REALLY R A SICK LITTLE FREAK ARENT YOU!?

lizzyakachivis: yep

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: GO AWAY NOW!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: IM SERIOUS

Firestarter: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

Firestarter: BYE

Firestarter: SICK FREAK!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

lizzyakachivis: damn

lizzyakachivis: at least i didn’t kiss a fucken horse

Firestarter: UR ON CANDID CAMERA!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: GO TO WWW.SQUACKLE.COM IT IS ALL ABOUT STUPID POST LIKE THIS YOU WERE CHOSEN AS A RANDOM VICTIM NO HARD FEELINGS K?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: SORRY IF YOU WERE OFFENDED IN ANY WAY

lizzyakachivis: no i wasn’t

lizzyakachivis: i wasn’t telling the true anyway

Tagged People: Firestarter, lizzyakachivis

Firestarter: HI

kitty: hello

kitty: asl?

Firestarter: 3.149526935…../Z/ STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

kitty: hm?

Firestarter: PI

Firestarter: DO YOU LIKE TO BURN THINGS

Firestarter: ?????

kitty: sure

kitty: weirdo

Firestarter: IM WIERD?

Firestarter: DID YOU JUST INSULT ME OR SOMETHING?

Firestarter: WELL DID YOU? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: GREAT NOW I M LEFT HERE TO HAVE A CONVER SATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: SO HOWS IT GOIN

Firestarter: NOT BAD U/

Firestarter: PRETTY GOOD BUT I HATE THOSE COWARDLY PEOPLE THAT TRY TO INSULT
YOU BUT SUCK AT IT

Firestarter: YEAH AND THEN THEY RUN AWAY AND THINK THEY DID SOMETHING COOL

Firestarter: I HATE THAT

Firestarter: ME TOO

Firestarter: ALL OF YOU THAT DO THAT SUCK!

Firestarter: HELL YEAH

Firestarter: THEY SHOULD DIE OF EBOLA AND BE DIPPED IN FULL SYTRENGH HYDROCHLORIC ACID!

Firestarter: OR HOW BOUT NOT YOU STUPID PSYCHO!

Firestarter: YOU SAY PSYCHO LIKE ITS A BAD THING!

Firestarter: I GUESS YOUR RIGHT

Firestarter: OR I COULD SEE A THERAPIST TO SORT OUT MY SHIZOPHRENIA

Firestarter: WHY

Firestarter: THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IS CHEAP

Firestarter: YOULL SEE

Firestarter: OK THAT SOUNDS WORTH A TRY SEE U LATER

Firestarter: OK BYE

Tagged People: Firestarter, kitty

Firestarter: HI

sandygurl: hi

Firestarter: HOW R U

sandygurl: fine

Firestarter: KOOL

sandygurl: u?

Firestarter: NOT GOOD IM DYSLEXIC SO FORGUVE MT YTPENGI

sandygurl: oh

Firestarter: I M AN INSOMNIAC SO I DONT SLEEP BUT ON RARE OCCASIONS

sandygurl: i have read about people who r dyslexic

Firestarter: I AM ALSO SCHIZOPHRENIC PARANOIA SO THE VOICES SCARE ME AND I CANT EVEN HOLD A NONVIOLENT CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: IT SUCKS BEING ME

sandygurl: wow

sandygurl: u should love yourself

Firestarter: U R THE FIRST PERSON TO BELIVERK MY

sandygurl: thats sad

Firestarter: I WOULDNT KNOW I DONT EXPERIENCE HUMAN EMOTION SUCH AS SADNESS

Firestarter: WWW.SQUACKLE.COM

sandygurl: whats that?

Firestarter: THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE ME

Firestarter: BUT NOT AS BAD

Firestarter: THEY ARE PSYCHO

Firestarter: BUT NOT BAD PSYCHO

sandygurl: hey u want me 2 add u 2 my list?u can talk 2 me or just let out all your anger

Firestarter: I WAS JUST JOKING

Firestarter:

Firestarter:

Firestarter: WOW

Firestarter: THAT FELT GOOD

sandygurl: what?

Firestarter: BUT I REALLY M PATANOID AND DYSLEXIC

Firestarter: PARANOID

Firestarter: **

sandygurl: hey can i add u 2 my list?

Firestarter: SORRY IF I LED YOU ON A LITTLE

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: BY THE WAY ASL?

Firestarter: WHAT IS UR KNICKNAME

Firestarter: THINGY

sandygurl: call me anything

Firestarter: I KNOW “PSYCHO LOVER

Firestarter: OK?

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: NICK NAME

Firestarter: THING

sandygurl: call me retarded

Firestarter: OK IF YOU WANT

sandygurl: ok

Firestarter: ASL?

sandygurl: i called u bird

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: ASL?

Firestarter: WELL???

sandygurl: well what?

Firestarter: ASL?

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION?

sandygurl: why?

Firestarter: TO MAKE SURE UR NOT SOME MID FORTIES GUY WITH57 CATS AND ONE NOSTRIL GETTING HIS JOLLIES OFF FOOLIN KIDS

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: huh?

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: open the gate!

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: asl

sandygurl: no

Firestarter: fine!

sandygurl: fine what

Firestarter: i dont know

Firestarter: do you?

sandygurl: no……………..no i dont

Firestarter: ok i g2g any way bye

Tagged People: Firestarter, sandygurl

isuck: hey

Firestarter: hi

isuck: hey

isuck: a/s/l

Firestarter: 15 m alcatraz

isuck: 14 f fl

isuck: wheres alcatraz?

Firestarter: san fransisco

isuck: oh

isuck: cool

Firestarter: u cannot track me im using a laptop!

isuck: neither can u

Firestarter: sorry im a bit paranoid

isuck: yes i can tell

Firestarter: really me too!

isuck: yeah so wats up?

Firestarter: the ceiling

isuck: um lol

isuck:

isuck: lalala

Firestarter: doo dee dooo dee do

isuck: dum de lum pipi hehe

Firestarter: goo hum bag joop ee gunk!

isuck: man we’re really bored

Firestarter: yup

isuck: u said it buster

Firestarter: hu hi gum bo

Firestarter: gumbo is good

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmm gumbo

isuck: illl gumbo

Firestarter: i like gumbo

isuck: whats gumbo?

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmmmmm cajun

isuck: illlll

isuck: j/k

isuck: i dont know what that is

Firestarter: stew with shrimp and spicy and good and rice and more good

Firestarter: and other stuff!

lFirestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

isuck: sounds good

isuck: what is that?

Firestarter: funny stuff

Firestarter: not a porn site

isuck: k i’ll go

Firestarter: y does every 1 think that?

Firestarter: sign up

Firestarter: free and no info giving

isuck: i did think that

isuck: i didnt

isuck: sorry

Firestarter: not even your first name

isuck: ok

Firestarter: mine is ezekiel

isuck: mine is geraldine

Firestarter: no mine is zachariah

isuck: oh

Firestarter: nope it is zeb

isuck: fok whats ur real name???

isuck: ok*

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

isuck: ok zeb

Firestarter: ezekiel didnt i tell you before?!

isuck: no

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: jk its josh

isuck: omg whats ur real name?

Firestarter: yes really

isuck: ur confusing me

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

isuck: ok josh u better not be lieing

Firestarter: seriously

Firestarter: ok

isuck: ok i trust u

Firestarter: you really shouldn’t

isuck: why?

isuck: not ur real name?

Firestarter: im psycho

isuck: cool

Firestarter: thats why im n alcatraz

isuck: ??

Firestarter: alcatraz is a jail

Firestarter: asylum sorry

isuck: no it aint

Firestarter: y do i have to educate every one to what alcatraz is ?

Firestarter: dont people know their own history

Firestarter: ???

isuck: no im dumb

Firestarter: that makes one of us

isuck: yeah

isuck: i guess

Tagged People: Firestarter, isuck

MadManWithAnAxe: shut the fuck up! i need total concentration……

masteryoda: i’m not sayin anything damn!

MadManWithAnAxe: Didn’t you hear me the first time! shut up!

masteryoda: and didn’t you hear me? CAUSE I’M NOT SAYIN SHIT!

MadManWithAnAxe: DUDE, IF YOU DON’T CUT THAT SHIT OUT I’M GONNA HACK AT YOUR
ANKLES WITH A SCREWDRIVER

masteryoda: and i’ll shove that screw driver so far up your ass you’ll bleed
from your mouth

MadManWithAnAxe: I’M GONNA GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES WITH A CLAW HAMMER AND MAKE
LOVE TO THE SOCKETS IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE HELL UP

masteryoda: your weird man

MadManWithAnAxe: i should ask you the same question

masteryoda: what the hell are you on?

MadManWithAnAxe: DON’T EAT ME GRANDPA!

masteryoda: i’m 16 smartass

MadManWithAnAxe: smartass is ssatrams backwards!

Tagged People: MadManWithAnAxe, masteryoda

r carter: BYE

MadManWithAnAxe: i once knew a man from nantucket!

r carter: what part of bye don’t u get

r carter: it means your not going to talk to someone for a period of time

MadManWithAnAxe: the e

r carter: so bye

MadManWithAnAxe: see by

MadManWithAnAxe: and bye are different

MadManWithAnAxe: why?

MadManWithAnAxe: why an E

MadManWithAnAxe: why not an A

MadManWithAnAxe: why can’t we say BYA!

MadManWithAnAxe: or BYO

MadManWithAnAxe: or even BYU

MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t get it

r carter: yeah u would think about that kinda thing woudn’t u

MadManWithAnAxe: U U U it’s all about U isn’t it

r carter: NO YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: ME?

r carter: YES

MadManWithAnAxe: or YOU

r carter: NO

MadManWithAnAxe: which you do you mean?

r carter: YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU as in YOU or YOU as in ME

MadManWithAnAxe: ?

r carter: YOU AS N YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU? or ME?

r carter: YOU

r carter: fine

r carter: bye

MadManWithAnAxe: ME?

r carter: yepperz

MadManWithAnAxe: then why didn’t you say so?

r carter: i didn

r carter: did

r carter: like htousand time s

MadManWithAnAxe: no…you said YOU…not ME

MadManWithAnAxe: I’m ME …you’re YOU

r carter: kljefjadfl k;ajsdflkja sdfljl;kdjsf sdafoiweruoia7us rifajsdfklas
fjlasflkjalskdfja8 aoer8792e4857923485wrkjc lfja ljnlksmfl/asdjpdjfskld fkasdjf;

MadManWithAnAxe: not the other way around dumbass

r carter: i am not the dumbass YOU ARE

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU?

r carter: NO

MadManWithAnAxe: then why did you say YOU?

r carter:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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r carter: im not in the mood to think

r carter: see yyyyaaaaaaa

MadManWithAnAxe: YA? ya as in ME or YOU?

r carter: you

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU?

MadManWithAnAxe: or me?

MadManWithAnAxe: Explain things better

r carter: quit asking stupid questions and get the heck away from em

r carter: me

MadManWithAnAxe: ME? or YOU?

MadManWithAnAxe: back away from myself?

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re not making any sense

r carter: YES I AM

MadManWithAnAxe: I as in YOU?

MadManWithAnAxe: I am ME

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU are YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: get it?

Tagged People: MadManWithAnAxe, r carter

partlycloudy: asl?

MadManWithAnAxe: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

partlycloudy: i asked ur age sex and location?!?!?!?

partlycloudy: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: don’t lie

MadManWithAnAxe: i know your “type”

partlycloudy: my type huh

partlycloudy: ?

partlycloudy: and what is my “type?

MadManWithAnAxe: don’t tell me what to do, davey

partlycloudy: davey?

partlycloudy: dude im a chick

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

partlycloudy: ever met a chick named davey?

MadManWithAnAxe: well….once…but that…that was a long time ago…..

partlycloudy: o really?

MadManWithAnAxe: i really don’t want to talk about it now

MadManWithAnAxe: she was the only one i truly loved

partlycloudy: was it bad?

partlycloudy: really?

partlycloudy: r u bein serious?

MadManWithAnAxe: no….i was just lying to impress you

partlycloudy: really?

MadManWithAnAxe: no….that was also a lie

partlycloudy: well………………..

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m not wearing any pants

partlycloudy: thanks for sharing what about boxers or breifs?

partlycloudy: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: nope…they’re against my religion

partlycloudy: and what realigion what that be i need to convert

MadManWithAnAxe: It’s called ARRRRGGGHHH!!!

partlycloudy: i guess i should look in to that

MadManWithAnAxe: no, it’s a secret

MadManWithAnAxe: you can’t join

MadManWithAnAxe: unless……………..

partlycloudy: unless???????????????

partlycloudy: ……………….

MadManWithAnAxe: UNLESS YOU CAN ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE!

partlycloudy: ok lets see what u got

partlycloudy: well……………question #1

MadManWithAnAxe: A TRAIN LEAVES FROM DALLAS AT APPROX. 2:30 IN THE A.M. AT 20 MPH, AT THE SAME TIME ANOTHER TRAIN LEAVES FROM PORTLAND TRAVELING TOWARDS DALLAS AT 30 MPH….WHAT TIME DO THEY MEET?

MadManWithAnAxe: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

partlycloudy: ??????????

MadManWithAnAxe: GUESS!

partlycloudy: tick

MadManWithAnAxe: correct…..

MadManWithAnAxe: QUESTION THE SECOND!

partlycloudy: k

MadManWithAnAxe: WHO IS THE LEAD SINGER OF THE GROUP DEADSY?

MadManWithAnAxe: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

MadManWithAnAxe: WELL?

partlycloudy: hang on my sis is talking to me bout somethin

partlycloudy: ! sec

partlycloudy: 1

MadManWithAnAxe: close enough

MadManWithAnAxe: QUESTION THE THIRD!

partlycloudy: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

partlycloudy: WHAT THE HELL

partlycloudy: ?

MadManWithAnAxe: tick tock

partlycloudy: WHAT THE HELL???????

MadManWithAnAxe: sorry….i’m afraid that is incorrect, my dear

MadManWithAnAxe: you can’t be a part of my cult

partlycloudy: o really?

MadManWithAnAxe: and you don’t get to come to my birthday party!

partlycloudy: and the right answer would be???????????

partlycloudy: well…….

partlycloudy: darn lol

partlycloudy: and the right answer would be???????????

MadManWithAnAxe: i think we BOTH know the answer to that one

partlycloudy: well just pretend i dont know and share it with me

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry dave, i’m afraid i cant do that

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m afraid

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m afraid

partlycloudy: well thats cool if u will quit calling me dave

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry dave, i’m afraid i cant do that

MadManWithAnAxe: now, we dance

MadManWithAnAxe: VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MadManWithAnAxe: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

MadManWithAnAxe: i once knew a man from NANTUCKET!

MadManWithAnAxe: she called me a toaster oven!

Tagged People: MadManWithAnAxe, partlycloudy